Woman Steals Equivalent of 30,000 Samoas (or 56,000 Thin Mints)
I trust you, little girl. It's just that I don't trust your mom.
It’s easy to trust the Girl Scout Cookies order that comes around in the office. It’s the Girl Scouts, they can’t do any harm, right?
The Girl Scouts have it right. I’m not sure if anyone else in your office does this, but every March a box of jumbo candy bars appears on the counter near my desk with some sketchy yellow envelope: “CENTRAL DOWNS SUMMER SWIM TEAM” – I do love Big Kats, but I just have a feeling that’s going to Ted’s beer fund.
So imagine my surprise when that world came crashing down when I found out an Ohio mom stole 2,000 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies:
Sheriff Dwayne Wenninger said that [Donya] Waits, 35, reported that her child had sold 2,359 boxes of Girl Scout cookies in January 2010. She admitted that she received the cookies but never paid the Girl Scouts for them.
"I think we'll have some Do-si-dos soup tonight."
I’m definitely looking at the Donyas who handle our cookie orders a little more suspiciously this morning. Can you imagine the hell Donya Waits is going to catch when she comes back to work? That Girl Scout Cookie bond is broken with her coworkers. She stomped on a very delicate and sacred thing in the office. A true Case of the Mondays.
How do you explain it? Well, Waits tried.
Deputies said Waits told them she took the cookies so that she could feed her family. The cookies were valued at $8,256.50.
I’ve never had a Tagalong Quiche, but I imagine it’s delicious.
MORE: Why Girl Scout Cookies Are The Devil? (written by a doctor)
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Her mugshot screams “Samoa”.
The combination of the size of this woman in her mug shot and the fact that she was going to feed her family with girl scount cookies only allows me to deduce how horribly FAT her kids probably are!! Sad…