With one TV in the apartment, it can be a battle between myself and Lady Reply All for control of the remote. Unfortunately these battles are sometimes lost which lead to an episode of The Bachelorette last night. If I didn’t have a laptop, there’s a good chance I would have gone insane.

However, despite having to “be around” one of the worst television shows on Monday, it surprisingly provided a bit of entertainment. That’s because you can always count on reality TV producers to give you several crazy people just in case the rest of the show is a total bore.

On this season, the producer’s scored big with Kasey Kahl as that crazy person.

An account executive from Clovis, Calif., Kasey features a “Kermit the Frog” voice and the mental toughness of a 3-year-old. On the episode last night, he decided to get a tattoo because the bachelorette had questioned his “heart and sincerity.” Whether the tattoo is actually real has yet to be decided but Kasey’s entry into VH1′s Tool Academy is in the very near future.

A quick look at the tattoo shows Kasey’s ability to interpret things literally. He chose the heart behind the shield because he wants to a) “where my heart on my sleeve” b) protect her and c) act extremely creepy.

Kasey, the one piece of advice I’ll leave with you: they aren’t laughing with you, they are laughing at you.

For the guys out there, this knowledge surely won’t score you points with your office crew but at least you can now give your 2 cents to the female coworkers at the water cooler.

Ladies, I know this is just like all the other trashy shows out there but REALLY?

And for Ali, the bachelorette, she has one simple request:

All Kasey has to do is be normal.

Uh oh. Kasey, you can now say your goodbyes.

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