The Lonely Island – Like a Boss Video (lyrics included)

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The Lonely Island - Like a Boss

The Lonely Island crew’s recent track “Like a boss” features a workplace to-do list not unlike many of ours. It just goes to show you, Seth Rogen + Andy Samberg + office environment = comedy gold.

The Lonely Island – Like a Boss (clean)

Lyrics (SFW Edit)

Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I’m the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is…
Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Sallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
S*** on Debra’s desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh f*** man I can’t f***ing do it… s***!
P**** out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra’s desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude’s d*** (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own d*** (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
F*** its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I’m dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that’s an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own d***
Nope!
Actually I’m pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain’t me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I’m the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I’m the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I’m the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!

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