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Office Haiku – There Is No Cure

Office Haiku – There Is No Cure

There is no cure for a bad case of the Mondays. -Well, besides...

posted: 01/09/2012

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Posted by on Monday, January 9, 2012 at 11:32 am 
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Office Haiku: The Week Before Christmas

Office Haiku: The Week Before Christmas

I can't stand this week. Nobody shows up for work, except of course...

posted: 12/19/2011

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Posted by on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 10:13 am 
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Office Haiku: Santa’s Job

Office Haiku: Santa’s Job

Santa only works something like 1 day a year. Man, I want his...

posted: 12/05/2011

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Posted by on Monday, December 5, 2011 at 11:52 am 
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Office Haiku: Cyber Monday

Office Haiku: Cyber Monday

Really swamped today. Mountain of stuff to go through...Cyber Monday...

posted: 11/28/2011

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Posted by on Monday, November 28, 2011 at 9:54 am 
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Office Haiku: Thanksgiving

Office Haiku: Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving this week. Let's share what we're thankful for: Two days off from...

posted: 11/21/2011

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Posted by on Monday, November 21, 2011 at 11:47 am 
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Office Haiku: Busy Season

Office Haiku: Busy Season

It's busy season. Late nights, cold dinners, no sleep. Am I in...

posted: 11/14/2011

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Posted by on Monday, November 14, 2011 at 11:43 am 
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Office Haiku: Good Timing

Office Haiku: Good Timing

No work on my screen. Stabbing mouse pad with a pen. Hi boss. Good...

posted: 11/07/2011

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Posted by on Monday, November 7, 2011 at 11:31 am 
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Office Haiku: Halloween Candy

Office Haiku: Halloween Candy

Halloween is here. I will eat enough candy to puke and go...

posted: 10/31/2011

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Posted by on Monday, October 31, 2011 at 5:50 am 
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Office Haiku: Donuts

Office Haiku: Donuts

Donuts from the boss? This can only mean one thing. Someone's getting...

posted: 10/17/2011

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Posted by on Monday, October 17, 2011 at 6:58 am 
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Office Haiku: Fantasy Team

Office Haiku: Fantasy Team

My fantasy team is a group of guys who will key my boss'...

posted: 09/19/2011

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Posted by on Monday, September 19, 2011 at 10:18 am 
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Office Haiku: Labor Day

Office Haiku: Labor Day

Day off - at the beach. Cold beer. Perfect Labor Day. Crap, boss is here...

posted: 09/06/2011

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Posted by on Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 10:55 am 
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Office Haiku: Hurricane Irene

Office Haiku: Hurricane Irene

Hurricane Irene. No power. No trains. No work... No work? More storms...

posted: 08/29/2011

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Posted by on Monday, August 29, 2011 at 8:11 am 
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Office Haiku: Back Slap

Office Haiku: Back Slap

Bob's back from vacay. He's as red as a lobster. Back slap here I...

posted: 08/22/2011

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Posted by on Monday, August 22, 2011 at 10:48 am 
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