Friday, July 30th, 2010

NYPD Agent Accused of Flashing Lights To Get Coffee; People Shockingly Pissed

NYPD Agent Accused of Flashing Lights To Get Coffee; People Shockingly Pissed

It’s hard to miss the “CPR” acronym that adorns NYPD cars as they fly around town. Not only do New York’s finest protect and serve, they do it with courtesy, professionalism and respect. Well, it...

published: July 29, 2010

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Prisoners Do Not Respond to Scarecrows, Escape

Prisoners Do Not Respond to Scarecrows, Escape

Wardens must get really pissed when prisoners escape. It's a complete failure of their most important task: Keep the prisoners in...

published: July 22, 2010

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I Believe You’re Carrying The Spawn of Satan … So You’re Fired

I Believe You’re Carrying The Spawn of Satan … So You’re Fired

I can tell your fetus is not vegan...that's not going to work for this company....

published: July 15, 2010

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High School Janitor Finds Python in Locker

High School Janitor Finds Python in Locker

The high school janitor is not an easy profession. High school janitors are often recognized as a quirky breed. A strong case study is “Clem” in the 2001 David Spade film, “Joe Dirt.” Clem is...

published: July 8, 2010

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ACLU Files Lawsuit Against Wal-Mart Over Medical Marijuana Firing

ACLU Files Lawsuit Against Wal-Mart Over Medical Marijuana Firing

The common gag that we seem to hear with medical marijuana is that it can be easy to get. Recurring headaches? Sleepless nights? Feeling anxious? Having trouble finding motivation to go to Taco Bell at...

published: July 1, 2010

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“Cocktail Artist” Bartender Fired For Flaming Shot

“Cocktail Artist” Bartender Fired For Flaming Shot

Who doesn’t remember their first flaming shot? For me, it was my dorm freshman year.  Call me a late bloomer, but I was entranced when I saw a shot of Bacardi 151 ignite. I am...

published: June 17, 2010

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Woman Fired For Having Sex Before Marriage

Woman Fired For Having Sex Before Marriage

A fourth grade teacher at a Florida Christian school found herself out of a job for breaking a rule. She had sex before her marriage. After Hamilton admitted that her child had been conceived about...

published: June 10, 2010

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Jim Joyce Blows Perfect Game For Armando Galarraga

Jim Joyce Blows Perfect Game For Armando Galarraga

Being an umpire or referee is a tough job. Just ask Major League Baseball umpire Jim Joyce. He blew a perfect game last night for Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando...

published: June 3, 2010

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Spanish Bullfighter Gored In Throat

Spanish Bullfighter Gored In Throat

There’s a familiar adage that I try and live my life by: Mess with the bull, you get the horns. I wonder what they say about that at bull fighter school. I’m sure it’s scoffed...

published: May 27, 2010

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Valet Attendant Hit In Head With Stiletto

Valet Attendant Hit In Head With Stiletto

My brother spent a summer as a valet. The occupational hazards are around. Make a mistake and ding someone’s car and you’re probably fired. Don’t kiss a rich guy’s ass and he tells your boss...

published: May 13, 2010

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Rational MLB Pitcher Kicks Chair, Breaks Toe

Rational MLB Pitcher Kicks Chair, Breaks Toe

There are very few occupations that have a “disabled list” or “injured reserve.” Professional sports do. It’s tough season of physical labor, and while the rewards are high, so are the hazards. It’s rare athletes...

published: May 6, 2010

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Sprint Store Workers Fired After Nabbing Suspected Thief

Sprint Store Workers Fired After Nabbing Suspected Thief

Sprint store employees Paul Shoemaker and Mike McGee end up losing their jobs for acting as good Samaritans and assisting in the capture of a shoplifter from a nearby Apple...

published: April 29, 2010

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India Holy Man Arrested for Sex With Two Women

India Holy Man Arrested for Sex With Two Women

Working for a religion can be a very dangerous occupation. Have you ever seen the Pope Mobile? Put every allied forces troop in one of those bad boys over in Afghanistan and I’m sure that...

published: April 22, 2010

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