Friday, September 3rd, 2010

“I’ll Have a KFC Famous Bowl With a Side of Jaywalking Ticket”

“I’ll Have a KFC Famous Bowl With a Side of Jaywalking Ticket”

Aren’t Monday lunch breaks always a little better than any other break during the week? That 30-60 minute respite from the harsh reality that it is indeed Monday is one of the finer moments of...

posted: 08/30/2010

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5 Years In Jail For Printing Racist Flyers at Work

5 Years In Jail For Printing Racist Flyers at Work

Carl Hreha Jr. was a computer technician in New Jersey for the Attorney General’s office and clearly was pretty unhappy. It sounded like he had a case of the Mondays every single week. Actually, it...

posted: 08/09/2010

comments: 5



Man Arrested for Pushing Stroller Drunk

Man Arrested for Pushing Stroller Drunk

Because sometimes you need a 12-pack of Bud Light Limes to drown out the crying and nagging,...

posted: 08/02/2010

comments: 2



Trucker Chokes on Pork Rind, Crashes

Trucker Chokes on Pork Rind, Crashes

Truckers are a vital part of America, but they get no glory. Often times, they get the complete opposite. And sometimes they don't do themselves any favors....

posted: 07/26/2010

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Woman Steals Equivalent of 30,000 Samoas (or 56,000 Thin Mints)

Woman Steals Equivalent of 30,000 Samoas (or 56,000 Thin Mints)

It's easy to trust the Girl Scout Cookies order that comes around in the office. It's the Girl Scouts, they can't do any harm,...

posted: 07/19/2010

comments: 2



Skydiver’s Parachute Gets Stuck in Power Lines

Skydiver’s Parachute Gets Stuck in Power Lines

I find it annoying when a coworker brags about upcoming weekend plans: "Dude...DUDE. I'm going skydiving this weekend. Gonna be sick, bro....

posted: 07/12/2010

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Man Dumps $300 at Strip Club, Tells Cops/Wife He Was Robbed

Man Dumps $300 at Strip Club, Tells Cops/Wife He Was Robbed

Every so often a coworker will come in on a Monday morning and admit part of his weekend was spent at the strip club. It can generally be summed up as either a bachelor party...

posted: 06/28/2010

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Drive By Car Smashing

Drive By Car Smashing

Last week we discussed a coworker of mine who has his window smashed in and wallet stolen. He didn’t have the best week — any week that includes a trip to the DMV is never...

posted: 06/14/2010

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Man Calls ‘Friend’ For Help With Car Trouble; ‘Friend’ Robs Man

Man Calls ‘Friend’ For Help With Car Trouble; ‘Friend’ Robs Man

Last week one of my only friends at work didn’t show up Monday morning. I hit him up on Gchat (he has a Droid), and he told me he was sitting on the side of...

posted: 06/07/2010

comments: 3



Woman Falls Off Cliff Mowing Lawn

Woman Falls Off Cliff Mowing Lawn

I was rather salty on Saturday morning when the landscaping crew paid a visit to my block at 8:30 a.m. Have they no respect for  my Friday night “man-about-town” adventures? I thought I had a...

posted: 05/24/2010

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Elementary School Principal Tells Mom to ‘Eat Sh-t and Die’

Elementary School Principal Tells Mom to ‘Eat Sh-t and Die’

It might be time to start considering a "educators do the darndest things" feature on The Collared...

posted: 05/17/2010

comments: 2



Mother of 15 leaves 3-year-old at Walmart

Mother of 15 leaves 3-year-old at Walmart

Mothers across the world are waking up this morning ready to face reality again. The Mother’s Day brunch is digested. The flowers are already less vibrant. They know the “Free car wash” coupon from their...

posted: 05/10/2010

comments: 1



Man Busted After 1st Wife Finds Marriage Photo with 2nd Wife in Newspaper

Man Busted After 1st Wife Finds Marriage Photo with 2nd Wife in Newspaper

Mondays can be extremely tough waking up. For most people, it is a result of your activities over the past weekend. Unfortunately for Nicholas Trikilis, this Australian man was tired from all the time spent...

posted: 05/03/2010

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