St. Patrick’s Day Office Limericks
So @cubicletroll mentioned on Twitter this fine St. Patrick’s Day morning that his company was having people write office limericks. In typical company fashion, I’m sure people will write ones that are rather bland.
5 O'clock can't get here fast enough.
Here at The Collared Sheep, behind a cloak of anonymity, we can get edgy with our office limericks and talk about how much work can suck, especially on St. Patty’s Day.
So the three of us put together some poetry for you. And we want you to write some of your own. Fire up a limerick (5 lines. Lines 1, 2, 5 rhyme/3, 4 rhyme) and leave it in the comments…and don’t be afraid to go on blast about work.
Von Kaiser
The annual day of the Four-Leaf Clover.
And I’m stuck in my office, unfortunately sober.
Once 5 rolls around, they’ll be cheers
Followed by the bar, and tons of beers.
And I’ll call in sick Thursday with a hangover.
McFly
Theres a day that comes every year
Never fails to bring lots of cheer
to those stuck working the day
for very little pay
because its centered around lots of beer
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Today I forgot to wear green
Sending out emails like a machine
People are drinking
While I am thinking
All I have now is my computer screen
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Work, you are not my friend,
Co-workers problems I try to mend,
It feels like I’m just along for the ride,
While my boss pushes me to suicide,
But, look, another weekend.
Boobies & boobies for free
On a day that’s 68 degrees
South Park tonight
Work not in sight
St. Patrick’s Day for me
@addy: i never heard a more eloquent poem in my life. it spoke to me.
Get on the bus, cause addy’s taking us to limerick school.