Sleepy’s Hiring Snooze Director
Have you ever used the phrase “…like it’s my job?”
“Bro, I just ate that like it was my job.”
“Bruh, I need to chug some water like it’s my job.”
“Bruh bruh, I sleep like it’s my job.”
Something tells me you’ve said one of those three, yes, including the bruh bruh part.
It’s not often you find jobs that actually allow you to do those things in exchange for compensation. So that’s why we flipped out when we saw one lucky person will actually be able to sleep like it’s their job.
Sleepy’s has listed a new position on their career website with the title of “Snooze Director.” So if you live near Hicksville, NY (Long Island) and you like sleeping, this might be the opportunity you’ve been waiting for:
Responsibilities include, but are not limited to:
- Testing mattresses in various Sleepy’s stores
- Assisting with Sleepy’s Facebook and Twitter postings
- Live blogging and vlogging
- Demonstrating various sleep positions
There are at least 8 million people in the greater New York area. I expect no less than 5 million applicants for this position.
But, of course, there’s a catch. The job pays $10/hour.
But considering you’ll be well-rested, you’ll have plenty of energy to pick up a second job — probably delivering mattresses for Sleepy’s.