I find it annoying when a coworker brags about upcoming weekend plans: “Dude…DUDE. I’m going skydiving this weekend. Gonna be sick, bro. Sick.”

This happens in my office every week, and by late Thursday the hype becomes suffocating. It’s just too much to handle. So from now on when I hear “Chet” sound off about his extreme weekend, I’m going to secretly wish he suffers the same fate as a 32-year-old Australian woman whose parachute became stuck in power lines.

The woman suffered some third degree burns and was suspended from the power lines for about 90 minutes.

If it happened to this woman, who had over 200 jumps, it could happen to Chet, right?

I know that’s dark of me, but could you imagine his Case of the Mondays if he came in all downtrodden? Having to explain what went wrong while we all reveled in his misfortune. Chet’s gloating has become so commonplace, we already give him hell for that, but it’s not enough.

Until the sweet justice takes place, I’ll just have to keep suffering through the unending F*n sweet, bros.

Oh, if you want some video of the rescue (and Australian people talking), click here.

[Source: ABC News (Australia)]

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