Stimulated Sheep: Adderall Use in the Office
Do you remember yourself at age six? I certainly recall those glorious days as an era of classical romanticism. I was driven by my lust for life. My days were simple yet fulfilling. I awoke each day, added ten spoonfuls of sugar to my Lucky Charms, went for a romp in "the park", and occasionally crapped my pants just to make adults feel awkward. [caption id="attachment_13464" align="alignright" width="300" caption="He's smiling because he soiled his underoos again."][/caption] Even if your childhood was not filled with heavy underwear and sugar-highs, you must concede that it was easier to arise each morning when you were six. ...
The Great Justin Bieber Cubicle Prank
Cubicle pranks aren't something new. Anytime you go on a long vacation, in the back of your mind, you are thinking about the state of your cubicle when you return. Whether it is funny print-outs, stolen items, or a chair with a missing wheel (always check before you sit), it's nice to spice up the sometimes mundane cubicle life. However, this office prankster takes it to a whole new level. What appeared to be your average cubicle desk is now an over-the-top shrine to Justin Bieber. This isn't a picture or two, it is a full-fledged Bieber gallery, which includes posters, a ...
The Top 10 Highest Paid CEOs of 2010
[caption id="attachment_13949" align="alignright" width="170" caption="Life is not fair."][/caption] How much did you earn last year? LOL! Most of these CEO's earn more than that in a single day. The Associated Press recently determined the top 50 highest paid CEOs from the S&P 500 companies for the 2010 year. These formula used to generate these figures included perks like stock options and bonuses to arrive at the figures. Below you'll find a gallery of the top 10. [imagebrowser id=60 w=350]
Mel Gibson Quits Hollywood on Dry Erase Board
"Jenny" showed the world the most awesome way to quit your job of all time (if you're not Steven Slater): Take a sequence of photos explicitally shaming your boss on a dry erase board, email the office then have 210,000+ people share it on Facebook. Yes, the Jenny stunt wasn't real. Her name is Elyse Porterfield. Whatever. But Mel Gibson doesn't care. He released his own 33-picture resignation ... to Hollywood. There's no way this one can be a hoax, either:
Have A Game Plan Before Making The Call
Answering phones all day is similar to the new phenomenon – Chatroulette: You never know what to expect, but one thing is for sure…always be prepared to encounter a dick. (FYI: If you’ve never heard...
SNL Short: Today Seems Like It’s Going to be a Great Day
You've lost your job and your life has gone to hell. You need help. The SNL solution: A line of cocaine. If you decide to pass on the illegal substances, Andy Samberg's...
Infographic: The Most Stressful Jobs in America
We’ve all had one of those days. You know – the kind where you feel like the next person to talk to you might end up with a knuckle sandwich if they don’t chose their...
Fantasy Celebrity Apprentice – Episode 10
Bret Michaels is a Celebrity Apprentice Finalist? McFly wins the entire league? How is this...
Vote for the Most “Hooked on Farmville” Contest Winner
Who deserves to win the title of most “Hooked on Farmville”? The submission period is over, and now it’s time to pick the winner. Now is your chance to cast a vote, and help decide...
Elementary School Principal Tells Mom to ‘Eat Sh-t and Die’
It might be time to start considering a "educators do the darndest things" feature on The Collared...
INAFJ – I Need A Freaking Job, A Movement
The Collared Sheep has become exactly what we hoped: A place for people to escape from the things that drive them crazy at work. What we don’t talk about are the millions that can’t find...
Video: How to Get a Job using Google Adwords
Alex Brownstein wanted a job – a marketing job. Wanting a marketing job isn’t particularly unique, but how he ended up scoring one is a completely different story. He came up with an ingenious plan...
The Guidebook to Company Drug Tests
After years of being herded by “The Man,” many Collared Sheep are inevitably coerced into participating in the final indignity: the office drug test....
Office Problem: Mouse Blisters
This week, I’ve noticed that I’m beginning to face an occupational hazard of my own. It’s slightly embarrassing, given the fact that not even McFly or Von Kaiser know about my problem. I am forming...
Valet Attendant Hit In Head With Stiletto
My brother spent a summer as a valet. The occupational hazards are around. Make a mistake and ding someone’s car and you’re probably fired. Don’t kiss a rich guy’s ass and he tells your boss...
Infographic: Fortune 500 Company Websites with the Slowest Load Times
How fast should corporate sites load? Studies have shown most users get fed up and leave as you approach 7 seconds. “Moderately annoyed” quickly becomes “screw this, I’m checking Twitter instead.” You’d naturally think that...
Come on People, It’s Just a Coffee Machine!
It's no secret that our co-workers are very peculiar people. The number of quirks people have in the office rivals the sheets of paper in a new ream of 8.5 by 11. Do...
