Stimulated Sheep: Adderall Use in the Office
Do you remember yourself at age six? I certainly recall those glorious days as an era of classical romanticism. I was driven by my lust for life. My days were simple yet fulfilling. I awoke each day, added ten spoonfuls of sugar to my Lucky Charms, went for a romp in "the park", and occasionally crapped my pants just to make adults feel awkward. [caption id="attachment_13464" align="alignright" width="300" caption="He's smiling because he soiled his underoos again."][/caption] Even if your childhood was not filled with heavy underwear and sugar-highs, you must concede that it was easier to arise each morning when you were six. ...
SNL Cubicle Fight
[caption id="attachment_351" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Oh no, not the hole puncher!"][/caption] SNL has done it again with there latest "Cubicle Fight" clip. While I've never been in a full fledged office brawl, I am going to go ahead and imagine that it would be something like this. If you've never seriously considered throwing down with a co-worker, you haven't spent enough time in your cubicle. Keep your eyes open for the hole-punch clippings attack - its rather dirty. That's what she said. Related posts: Office Prank – The Cubicle House Video: 5-on-1 Fight Outside of Penn Station The Great Justin Bieber Cubicle Prank
Mel Gibson Quits Hollywood on Dry Erase Board
"Jenny" showed the world the most awesome way to quit your job of all time (if you're not Steven Slater): Take a sequence of photos explicitally shaming your boss on a dry erase board, email the office then have 210,000+ people share it on Facebook. Yes, the Jenny stunt wasn't real. Her name is Elyse Porterfield. Whatever. But Mel Gibson doesn't care. He released his own 33-picture resignation ... to Hollywood. There's no way this one can be a hoax, either: Related posts: Turn your Office Walls into Dry-Erase Boards with IdeaPaint Life Lessons from My Memo Board Charlie Sheen Publicist Stan Rosenfeld Quits
Must Watch: Signs
[caption id="attachment_983" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Signs - directed by Patrick Hughes"][/caption] "Signs" is a must-watch video for all of you office goers. It's a short film about your average Joe Cubicle, and his unique communication with the girl next door. Did I mention its a 2009 Cannes Lions winner? With the plethora of garbage videos polluting YouTube, it nice to know that you can still find that diamond in the rough. Take 10 minutes to watch this during your lunch break. You won't be disappointed.Related posts: 5 Simple Signs You’re Over Caffeinated Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Watch Porn At Work Video: Hilarious Work Safety Video from ...
Picture: Coffee with Jesus – Crazy Day at Work
Thou shalt not...
Town Employees Forgiven of Traffic Violations
Because we’re in Manhattan, we often forget about the pains of commuting by car. Catching the 6 downtown or the L during rush hour is a horrible and can ruin a Monday morning. But we...
Dipping Your Pen In The Company Ink – WWED
I’m an accountant at a smallish company. It’s a pretty good place to work, and I’m generally happy there. There’s been talk around the proverbial water cooler that our supervisor is having an affair with...
Infographic: The Many Faces of the Business Conference Attendee
Business conferences are a dime a dozen these days. While the topic and nature can vary from SEO training to motivational managing, the faces you'll see are surprisingly...
Cop Uses Database to Hound Woman
Last week we told you about a police chief and a pair of officers fired for a “prank” involving cinnamon. Well, this week’s occupational hazard again focuses on a police officer pulling a bone head...
The End of the Day Commute
Let me start off with a precursor to this article. I consider myself somewhat of a well-mannered person in public. I pay attention to my surroundings, say “excuse me” when needed, and apologize when an...
The Office Keurig
To me, the Keurig just doesn’t taste the same as the old-school coffee maker. With that said, the motivational poster below comes to...
News From The Cube – February 28, 2012
In addition to the community we’ve built here on The Collared Sheep, there’s a fun group of folks on Twitter who make the work day easier by broadcasting live from their cubicles and offices. We...
Undercover Boss Analysis of Bernt Bodal: CEO of American Seafoods
In this week's episode of "Undercover Boss", Bernt Bodal, CEO of the seafood producer American Seafoods, goes undercover as "Bjorn Patterson" to gain a better understanding of the...
Office Haiku: Dwight Schrute
It would be awesome if Dwight Shrute from 'The Office' was my...
Banking Boss Leaves 1% Tips
We often use this space to point out other people who are having a worse Monday than you. Today is a prime example of this approach. Over the weekend, we came across this story about...
Picture: Please Do Not Feed The Intern
The importance of diet can never be taken too...
What it Actually Means to Have Dogs in the Workplace
A recent article on USA Today focuses on the concept of dogs at the workplace. There is a reference to the Ohio chapter of The Nature Conservancy as a company that allowed a staff member...
