Corporate Cuts: Please Spare the Bathrooms
I understand the need for corporate to trim the fat. In the two years I've been with my company, we've gone from being a husky male to emaciated. There's no more personnel to cut, so corporate is trying to become more creative. But last month they went further than thought possible and I learned a few things along the way. There was no formal announcement, but I quickly noticed there was a change. The bathroom started to smell like a truck stop. [caption id="attachment_1210" align="aligncenter" width="550" caption="It wasn't until the cleaning stopped that I started to miss the smell of urinal cakes."][/caption] I went to ...
4 Reasons We Would Hire Lindsay Lohan
[caption id="attachment_7251" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Soooo how many words a minute can you type?"][/caption] Lindsay Lohan is a free woman, sort of. She's now out of jail, but attending a court-ordered in-patient rehab. After 30 days, she'll be back on the streets, ready to raise hell. But will she get any work? Yes, she'll play porn star Linda Lovelace in a biopic called "Inferno", but there has to be more out there for Lindsay, right? It can't end there...it just can't. We here at The Collared Sheep are wondering if she's looking for a meaningful opportunity on the ground floor of a promising startup. Sure, ...
Must Watch: Signs
[caption id="attachment_983" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Signs - directed by Patrick Hughes"][/caption] "Signs" is a must-watch video for all of you office goers. It's a short film about your average Joe Cubicle, and his unique communication with the girl next door. Did I mention its a 2009 Cannes Lions winner? With the plethora of garbage videos polluting YouTube, it nice to know that you can still find that diamond in the rough. Take 10 minutes to watch this during your lunch break. You won't be disappointed.Related Posts 5 Simple Signs You’re Over Caffeinated Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Watch Porn At Work Video: Hilarious Work Safety Video from ...
The Lonely Island – Like a Boss Video (lyrics included)
The Lonely Island crew's recent track "Like a boss" features a workplace to-do list not unlike many of ours. It just goes to show you, Seth Rogen + Andy Samberg + office environment = comedy gold. The Lonely Island - Like a Boss (clean) Lyrics (SFW Edit) Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review No problem So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? Absolutely, I'm the boss Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is... Talk to to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember ...
Newspaper Editor Drops An F-Bomb in Article
Nobody’s perfect. You can’t expect a 100% absolutely flawless performance in just about anything you do, let alone your job. That being said, there are some mistakes you can’t afford to make – like leaving the...
How Do I Deal With A Jealous Coworker? – WWED
I have a slightly senior coworker who becomes jealous any time I receive recognition or additional responsibility. Sometimes he’ll say, “No offense, but why did they pick...
Picture: The Boss Told Me To Change The Sign…
The loyal employee in his natural habitat. Notice I said “loyal”, not...
Merry Christmas to All and to All a $5 Gift Card
After twenty-five minutes in front of the gift card display at her local Stop & Shop, Annabeth Miller is still undecided on which shitty $5 gift cards to purchase her coworkers for Christmas. “My cube...
Job-Seeking Teen Arrested After Approaching Armored Car
I’m sure you can imagine the hazards that come with being occupied as a armored car operator. Watch any heist film, or just The Dark Knight. It’s a dangerous job, but someone has to physically...
Office Commercial: AT&T Blackberry Torch 4G
Katherine, post more YouTube videos of your baby acting adorable. Matt, ignore me and keep updating your fantasy team. Jeff, play a game. Dennis, check in everywhere you go on Foursquare. Liz, rock out to...
Kris Humphries, A Career Choice I Would Pass On
Whining about anything related to the workplace given the current economy is a tough sell. There are plenty of people who would be happy to work, without the complaints. But what if you made a...
News From The Cube – December 5, 2011
In addition to the community we’ve built here on The Collared Sheep, there’s a fun group of folks on Twitter who make the work day easier by broadcasting live from their cubicles and offices. We...
Infographic: How Busy are Americans?
Sure, you feel swamped with tasks, chores, and duties – but are you really? This infographic from Visual Economics details exactly how Americans spend their 24 hours, on average. *Includes some good occupation...
Office Haiku: Santa’s Job
Santa only works something like 1 day a year. Man, I want his...
Teacher Tells Second Grade Class Santa Isn’t Real
The holidays can’t be easy for most parents. If you have children, we know they don’t understand mom and dad might be having a tougher time these days making things work. They just want the...
Would What Ewe Do? – December 2, 2011
My coworker -- let's call her “Mary” -- is a holy roller and she keeps trying to convert me. I’m not religious but I’ve tried to respect her beliefs. Now she keeps asking me to...
Music Video: ‘The Office’s Stanley Hudson (Leslie David Baker) Sings “2 Be Simple”
Stanley Hudson, from 'The Office', put out his own music video under his real name, Leslie David Baker. "2 Be Simple" is surprisingly catchy, and comes complete with auto-tuner and LMFAO...
