A Photogallery of Work Appropriate Tattoos
Historically, tattoos have not been terribly welcome in the corporate workplace. Many believe can come off as less professional, and many companies have dress codes in place to keep them covered. But times are changing. Tattoos are working their way into the office, whether HR likes it or not. Want a tattoo, but don't want to get on HR's bad side? We've compiled a selection of tattoos that might be considered a bit more appropriate for work. I would still stay away from a forehead tat - makes for an awkward board meeting. [imagebrowser id=25]
The Office Hangover: Prevention and Cures
[caption id="attachment_5656" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Patriot? Yes. Capable of properly raising a child? Questionable, Ke$ha."][/caption] A herd of fellow sheep and I recently embarked on an intrepid excursion to Dewey Beach, Del. for the Memorial Day weekend festivities. For a full account of the mayhem that occurred, you will have to read my personal blog, “Diary of an Average Douchebag.” (or read this) In it you will find full detail on how the women at Dewey are behaving like men. They are laying it down there for any passing dude to pick up, like they were raised by Ke$ha. After just ...
The Guidebook to Company Drug Tests
After years of being herded by “The Man,” many Collared Sheep are inevitably coerced into participating in the final indignity: the office drug test. Advocates for drug testing say the practice increases office safety and employee accountability. However, as opponents like my college roommate Jacob “Steaky” Counts always said: “They’re just trying to ruin my good time!” Dr. Day Shift is here to give you a quick guide to office drug testing. We will cover the five substances that are recommended for testing by the Department of Health and Human Services: amphetamines, cannabinoids, cocaine, opiates, and phencyclidine. We will not cover ...
An Epic Office Building Post-it Art Battle
Post-it notes. They're good for jotting down passwords, origami paper cranes, and insanely awesome office window art. Wait, did I just say "insanely awesome office window art"? Yes, I certainly did. Employees at two companies, Ubisoft Montreuil and BNP bank, both have neighboring office buildings in France. P Bank, not willing to be outdone, upped the ante by responding with their own post-it art. A great battle ensued, and below you'll find a gallery of their creations, including Mario, Zelda, Sonic, Kirby, Donkey Kong, and more. Magnifique'! [nggallery id=86] [Source: L'Express.fr]