5 Minutes to Kill Yourself
An amusing new flash game really "takes a stab" at the cubicle world. Just read this description: "Stan is in hell. He lives the day-in, day-out workaday life of a cube jockey. A last-minute meeting request pushes him over the edge. As Stan, you wander the office space finding ingenious ways to hurt him until Stan’s health is completely drained. He has but five minutes—if he can’t do it by then, he’s doomed to sit through yet another boring meeting. You’re Stan’s only hope."
The Lonely Island – Like a Boss Video (lyrics included)
The Lonely Island crew's recent track "Like a boss" features a workplace to-do list not unlike many of ours. It just goes to show you, Seth Rogen + Andy Samberg + office environment = comedy gold. The Lonely Island - Like a Boss (clean) Lyrics (SFW Edit) Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review No problem So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? Absolutely, I'm the boss Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is... Talk to to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember ...
Stimulated Sheep: Adderall Use in the Office
Do you remember yourself at age six? I certainly recall those glorious days as an era of classical romanticism. I was driven by my lust for life. My days were simple yet fulfilling. I awoke each day, added ten spoonfuls of sugar to my Lucky Charms, went for a romp in "the park", and occasionally crapped my pants just to make adults feel awkward. [caption id="attachment_13464" align="alignright" width="300" caption="He's smiling because he soiled his underoos again."][/caption] Even if your childhood was not filled with heavy underwear and sugar-highs, you must concede that it was easier to arise each morning when you were six. ...
Mel Gibson Quits Hollywood on Dry Erase Board
"Jenny" showed the world the most awesome way to quit your job of all time (if you're not Steven Slater): Take a sequence of photos explicitally shaming your boss on a dry erase board, email the office then have 210,000+ people share it on Facebook. Yes, the Jenny stunt wasn't real. Her name is Elyse Porterfield. Whatever. But Mel Gibson doesn't care. He released his own 33-picture resignation ... to Hollywood. There's no way this one can be a hoax, either: