A Photogallery of Work Appropriate Tattoos
Historically, tattoos have not been terribly welcome in the corporate workplace. Many believe can come off as less professional, and many companies have dress codes in place to keep them covered. But times are changing. Tattoos are working their way into the office, whether HR likes it or not. Want a tattoo, but don't want to get on HR's bad side? We've compiled a selection of tattoos that might be considered a bit more appropriate for work. I would still stay away from a forehead tat - makes for an awkward board meeting. [imagebrowser id=25]No related posts.
5 Minutes to Kill Yourself
An amusing new flash game really "takes a stab" at the cubicle world. Just read this description: "Stan is in hell. He lives the day-in, day-out workaday life of a cube jockey. A last-minute meeting request pushes him over the edge. As Stan, you wander the office space finding ingenious ways to hurt him until Stan’s health is completely drained. He has but five minutes—if he can’t do it by then, he’s doomed to sit through yet another boring meeting. You’re Stan’s only hope." Related posts: How to Avoid Writing Meeting Minutes Office Haiku: Drained Video: ‘The Office’ Sings 9,986,000 Minutes to Michael Scott at ...
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Each morning when I walk into work, I'm greeted by a half-there security guard. I often wonder "If shit really went down, could Shaun really have my back?" I'm guessing no. But I'm not too concerned by it. My building doesn't contain the secrets that Cyberdyne Systems Corporations does in The Terminator series. But I say if my company is going to pay for security, it should step its game up. Here at Sheep Headquarters, we threw around some key names when considering who'd we want: Kimbo Slice, Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow, Bruce Lee's corpse, Mickey Rourke. But we decided on Rick Ross. ...
Stimulated Sheep: Adderall Use in the Office
Do you remember yourself at age six? I certainly recall those glorious days as an era of classical romanticism. I was driven by my lust for life. My days were simple yet fulfilling. I awoke each day, added ten spoonfuls of sugar to my Lucky Charms, went for a romp in "the park", and occasionally crapped my pants just to make adults feel awkward. [caption id="attachment_13464" align="alignright" width="300" caption="He's smiling because he soiled his underoos again."][/caption] Even if your childhood was not filled with heavy underwear and sugar-highs, you must concede that it was easier to arise each morning when you were six. ...
SFW Blogs and Games for People Who Have Better Things to be Doing
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Man Struck by Lightning (Twice)
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Video: Cop Punches Woman In IHOP
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A Photogallery of Work Appropriate Tattoos
Historically, tattoos have not been terribly welcome in the corporate workplace. Many believe can come off as less professional, and many companies have dress codes in place to keep them covered. But times are changing....
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Salvation Army Employee Quits Amid ‘Flood Gate’ Controversy
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Even the Easter Bunny Gets the Blues
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Stimulated Sheep: Adderall Use in the Office
Do you remember yourself at age six? I certainly recall those glorious days as an era of classical romanticism. I was driven by my lust for life. My days were simple yet fulfilling. I awoke...
