Mel Gibson Quits Hollywood on Dry Erase Board
"Jenny" showed the world the most awesome way to quit your job of all time (if you're not Steven Slater): Take a sequence of photos explicitally shaming your boss on a dry erase board, email the office then have 210,000+ people share it on Facebook. Yes, the Jenny stunt wasn't real. Her name is Elyse Porterfield. Whatever. But Mel Gibson doesn't care. He released his own 33-picture resignation ... to Hollywood. There's no way this one can be a hoax, either:
The Office Hangover: Prevention and Cures
[caption id="attachment_5656" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Patriot? Yes. Capable of properly raising a child? Questionable, Ke$ha."][/caption] A herd of fellow sheep and I recently embarked on an intrepid excursion to Dewey Beach, Del. for the Memorial Day weekend festivities. For a full account of the mayhem that occurred, you will have to read my personal blog, “Diary of an Average Douchebag.” (or read this) In it you will find full detail on how the women at Dewey are behaving like men. They are laying it down there for any passing dude to pick up, like they were raised by Ke$ha. After just ...
How to Beat that 2:30 Feeling
[caption id="attachment_11327" align="alignright" width="226" caption="The doctor will see you now..."][/caption] The first year of physician residency training is to mental endurance what the Ironman triathlon is to physical endurance. You constantly feel as if you are overwhelmed, futility is evident in the majority of your tasks, and there is always someone ahead of you in the race that is better at what you do than you are. At the end you feel a marginal sense of satisfaction and accomplishment, similar to taking a few jabs from Anderson Silva before being knocked-out in the second round. The more significant residual sensation is ...
Business Cat: A Purrrrfect Meme
Memes come and go, but Business Cat will forever remain on the top list of favorites, at least for The Collared Sheep. I mean c'mon, it's a cat...wearing a tie! As if he was going to pop in his Prius after his morning fancy feast and claw through spreadsheets in the office! Do you really need to know more? It's a purrrfect meme! Fine, it sounds like you need more proof. Below we've showcased some excellent examples of Mr. Business Cat being quite ruthless in his quotes. [nggallery id=171]