The Office Hangover: Prevention and Cures
[caption id="attachment_5656" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Patriot? Yes. Capable of properly raising a child? Questionable, Ke$ha."][/caption] A herd of fellow sheep and I recently embarked on an intrepid excursion to Dewey Beach, Del. for the Memorial Day weekend festivities. For a full account of the mayhem that occurred, you will have to read my personal blog, “Diary of an Average Douchebag.” (or read this) In it you will find full detail on how the women at Dewey are behaving like men. They are laying it down there for any passing dude to pick up, like they were raised by Ke$ha. After just ...
Please Stop the Stench
The office is a very diverse environment. There are people of all different nationalities, ethnicity, upbringings, and pay scale. This unfortunately comes with its own consequences. In some cases, the consequences can affect your surrounding cubicle neighbors. Case in point - people stink. [caption id="attachment_3741" align="alignright" width="211" caption="Yes. Even Peter Griffin can smell a co-worker's stench."][/caption] Obviously not all offices are the same, but I find it hard to believe that I'm the only person who has a co-worker that keeps general hygiene off their priority list. They are always easy to spot, based on the ...
Original Company Logos
The Nike logo. The McDonald's logo. The Apple logo. There are good logos, and there are great logos. You can probably identify many of the best ones instantly, perhaps without even a tagline or context clue. But that has not always been the case. Today we have a quick lesson in corporate history, featuring the original corporate logos of some of today's finest companies. [nggallery id=141]
Auto Tuning at Work
[caption id="attachment_788" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Move over T-Pain"][/caption] The awesome guys over at Vimeo put up this entertaining clip of some office auto tuning antics awhile ago, but it's still more than TCS worthy. Move over T-Pain - there's a new kid in town. And his names Jack. I know, I know. Auto tuning is sooooo 2009. But for those of you who want to know how to auto tune your own vocals like T-Pain, Cher, or Daft Punk , you're welcome.