SNL Cubicle Fight
[caption id="attachment_351" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Oh no, not the hole puncher!"][/caption] SNL has done it again with there latest "Cubicle Fight" clip. While I've never been in a full fledged office brawl, I am going to go ahead and imagine that it would be something like this. If you've never seriously considered throwing down with a co-worker, you haven't spent enough time in your cubicle. Keep your eyes open for the hole-punch clippings attack - its rather dirty. That's what she said.
The Guidebook to Company Drug Tests
After years of being herded by “The Man,” many Collared Sheep are inevitably coerced into participating in the final indignity: the office drug test. Advocates for drug testing say the practice increases office safety and employee accountability. However, as opponents like my college roommate Jacob “Steaky” Counts always said: “They’re just trying to ruin my good time!” Dr. Day Shift is here to give you a quick guide to office drug testing. We will cover the five substances that are recommended for testing by the Department of Health and Human Services: amphetamines, cannabinoids, cocaine, opiates, and phencyclidine. We will not cover ...
The Top 10 Highest Paid CEOs of 2010
[caption id="attachment_13949" align="alignright" width="170" caption="Life is not fair."][/caption] How much did you earn last year? LOL! Most of these CEO's earn more than that in a single day. The Associated Press recently determined the top 50 highest paid CEOs from the S&P 500 companies for the 2010 year. These formula used to generate these figures included perks like stock options and bonuses to arrive at the figures. Below you'll find a gallery of the top 10. [imagebrowser id=60 w=350]
The Office Smoker: A Smoke Break Analysis
[caption id="attachment_6661" align="alignright" width="170" caption="The Cigarette Addiction: a one way ticket to smoke breaks. "][/caption] Every day I rush to work — a rat in a race of all mankind. Sweating, pushing, shoving, I hustle to the office to get there on time. After I grab the morning coffee I always notice "Mark" with his jacket on, heading OUT of the office. I'm trying to focus and get my day started while Mark has a different plan in mind. Mark is smoker. Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against smoking, nor fellow co-workers that smoke. ...