Off-Campus Lunch: Not as Innocent as You Think
[caption id="attachment_1011" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Looks delicious, right? This could be making your coworkers hundreds a year."][/caption] I've been a part of my team for two years now, and I thought things were going great. Actually, most of the time they are. Everyone gets along most of the time, we crack jokes and even have the weekly food order at a local restaurant. You know what I'm talking about. The menu gets passed around, everyone writes down what they want, everyone pitches in and, voila, food has arrived. Sometimes it's Chinese, sometimes it's Chipotle, sometimes it's sandwiches. Well, every Wednesday for us is sandwiches. There's ...
SNL Cubicle Fight
[caption id="attachment_351" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Oh no, not the hole puncher!"][/caption] SNL has done it again with there latest "Cubicle Fight" clip. While I've never been in a full fledged office brawl, I am going to go ahead and imagine that it would be something like this. If you've never seriously considered throwing down with a co-worker, you haven't spent enough time in your cubicle. Keep your eyes open for the hole-punch clippings attack - its rather dirty. That's what she said.
Three Reasons to Avoid Cosi for Lunch
[caption id="attachment_2987" align="alignright" width="254" caption="So where do I go to find delicious?"][/caption] With the weather being perfect over the weekend, we here at The Collared Sheep decided to do some spring cleaning for the business. After bouncing around town all morning, we settled on a company lunch at Cosi. Whoops. Here are three reasons to avoid Cosi on your next lunch break: 1 Speed I'm no linguist, but I'd bet Cosi actually means slow as shit. Never have I seen such a production to make a 2-inch thick sandwich. This was my first trip to Cosi, but I was able to thoroughly analyze everything on the menu ...
Must Watch: Signs
[caption id="attachment_983" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Signs - directed by Patrick Hughes"][/caption] "Signs" is a must-watch video for all of you office goers. It's a short film about your average Joe Cubicle, and his unique communication with the girl next door. Did I mention its a 2009 Cannes Lions winner? With the plethora of garbage videos polluting YouTube, it nice to know that you can still find that diamond in the rough. Take 10 minutes to watch this during your lunch break. You won't be disappointed.