The Lonely Island – Like a Boss Video (lyrics included)
The Lonely Island crew's recent track "Like a boss" features a workplace to-do list not unlike many of ours. It just goes to show you, Seth Rogen + Andy Samberg + office environment = comedy gold. The Lonely Island - Like a Boss (clean) Lyrics (SFW Edit) Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review No problem So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? Absolutely, I'm the boss Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is... Talk to to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember ...
Business Cat: A Purrrrfect Meme
Memes come and go, but Business Cat will forever remain on the top list of favorites, at least for The Collared Sheep. I mean c'mon, it's a cat...wearing a tie! As if he was going to pop in his Prius after his morning fancy feast and claw through spreadsheets in the office! Do you really need to know more? It's a purrrfect meme! Fine, it sounds like you need more proof. Below we've showcased some excellent examples of Mr. Business Cat being quite ruthless in his quotes. [nggallery id=171]
The Office Hangover: Prevention and Cures
[caption id="attachment_5656" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Patriot? Yes. Capable of properly raising a child? Questionable, Ke$ha."][/caption] A herd of fellow sheep and I recently embarked on an intrepid excursion to Dewey Beach, Del. for the Memorial Day weekend festivities. For a full account of the mayhem that occurred, you will have to read my personal blog, “Diary of an Average Douchebag.” (or read this) In it you will find full detail on how the women at Dewey are behaving like men. They are laying it down there for any passing dude to pick up, like they were raised by Ke$ha. After just ...
5 Ways to Reject a Coworker’s Advances
It doesn’t matter if you’re hot or haggard. If you have a job a coworker is going to hit on you. It is one of the fundamental rules of nature. Most of the time, you’re not going to be interested. In fact, you might be oblivious to many of the come-ons. However, once friendly advances (frequent cubicle visits, lunch invites) become more physical (creepy surprise neck massages, awkward side hugs), it’s time to figure out an efficient and painless getaway plan. Here are 5 ways to reject a coworker's advances: 1. Let him or her know you are seeing someone. Pros: This can ...
What Employees Want to see Inside the Company
Every time an employee decides to leave a company and pursue other opportunities for whatever reason, the company takes a...
Video: Group of Handymen Terrible at their Job
How do you know when you are in the wrong line of work? Well, it could be that you just don't find your work interesting and find yourself daydreaming. Perhaps you don't feel a sense...
Infographic: HR Must Embrace Social
It’s time HR really starts to embrace social media. I mean, just look at that list of positives! Morale, reputation, communication, collaboration…I could go on. Just hope they don’t ask for your password. Oh, and...
News From The Cube – April 9, 2013
In addition to the community we’ve built here on The Collared Sheep, there’s a fun group of folks on Twitter who make the work day easier by broadcasting live from their cubicles and offices. We...
Picture: Will Work For Food
If I had a boss like that, I'd pick up my things and...
5 Tips for Gift Giving in the Workplace
As if finding the right present for a friends and family isn’t hard enough, finding the right gift for a co-worker can be especially challenging. Questions such as what should I get them, will they...
Picture: Job Application – Ball Monitor
Still no luck with that tired old resume you're submitting? Take notes - this kid's resume makes a...
3 Small Ways to Help Your Employees Beat the Monday Blues
Monday is everyone’s least favorite day of the week; no matter how much you do or don’t love your job, getting back in the work flow after a long, relaxing weekend is harsh on anyone....
Picture: Let’s Taco Bout it
What? You mean this excellent play on words is not captivating enough to convince you to come in for an interview? Man, now I want one of those new Cool Ranch Doritos...
News From The Cube – March 19, 2013
In addition to the community we’ve built here on The Collared Sheep, there’s a fun group of folks on Twitter who make the work day easier by broadcasting live from their cubicles and offices. We...
Picture: The Definition of a Crappy Cover Letter
Well, I suppose that's one way to get noticed. However, too...
Infographic – A Tale of Two Cows
Today we've got an infographic depicting "a tale of two cows", based on various governmental and cultural formats....
News From The Cube – March 12, 2013
In addition to the community we’ve built here on The Collared Sheep, there’s a fun group of folks on Twitter who make the work day easier by broadcasting live from their cubicles and offices. We...
