Auto Tuning at Work
[caption id="attachment_788" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Move over T-Pain"][/caption] The awesome guys over at Vimeo put up this entertaining clip of some office auto tuning antics awhile ago, but it's still more than TCS worthy. Move over T-Pain - there's a new kid in town. And his names Jack. I know, I know. Auto tuning is sooooo 2009. But for those of you who want to know how to auto tune your own vocals like T-Pain, Cher, or Daft Punk , you're welcome.Related posts: Infographic: The Work Week Around the World Video: Office Worker Goes To Work In Iron Man Suit 4 Reasons I Wish Rick Ross ...
The Trick to Printing Dirty
The office can sometimes be a fast-paced environment (that's at least what we describe it to be in our resumes). Why let your printers and co-workers slow you down? This is not your average printer tricks for the home office geared to save paper and extend the life of your printer cartridge. Instead, this article is here to provide a few dirty tricks to get your print jobs done faster, albeit you may lose some friends in the process. Canceling another co-worker's print job. That's right. Most commercial printers allow you to bring up a list of ...
The Office Smoker: A Smoke Break Analysis
[caption id="attachment_6661" align="alignright" width="170" caption="The Cigarette Addiction: a one way ticket to smoke breaks. "][/caption] Every day I rush to work — a rat in a race of all mankind. Sweating, pushing, shoving, I hustle to the office to get there on time. After I grab the morning coffee I always notice "Mark" with his jacket on, heading OUT of the office. I'm trying to focus and get my day started while Mark has a different plan in mind. Mark is smoker. Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against smoking, nor fellow co-workers that smoke. ...
The Office Hangover: Prevention and Cures
[caption id="attachment_5656" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Patriot? Yes. Capable of properly raising a child? Questionable, Ke$ha."][/caption] A herd of fellow sheep and I recently embarked on an intrepid excursion to Dewey Beach, Del. for the Memorial Day weekend festivities. For a full account of the mayhem that occurred, you will have to read my personal blog, “Diary of an Average Douchebag.” (or read this) In it you will find full detail on how the women at Dewey are behaving like men. They are laying it down there for any passing dude to pick up, like they were raised by Ke$ha. After just ...
Brilliant Resumes on Craigslist – February 1, 2012
We’ve been providing our readers with a sneak peak of some of our favorite resumes found on Craigslist. After those long days of job hunting, sometimes we all need a good laugh. If we can...
Infographic: What Enterprise Can Learn From Sports Teams
Most sports fanatics rarely incorporate anything more than their football fantasy team discussions to their workplace. Rightfully...
News From The Cube – January 31, 2012
In addition to the community we’ve built here on The Collared Sheep, there’s a fun group of folks on Twitter who make the work day easier by broadcasting live from their cubicles and offices. We...
Undercover Boss Analysis of Rick Tigner: President of Kendall-Jackson Wine Estates
In this week's episode of "Undercover Boss", Rick Tigner, President of Kendall-Jackson Wine Estates, goes undercover to gain a better understanding of how his wine company works as a...
Police Raid Wrong House, Poor Mechanic is Beat
According to Courthouse News Service, police raided a man's home by firing a flash bomb through his back door, smashing through the door, and zip tieing the man's hands behind his back - and it...
Picture: Will Dick Around On The Internet All Day For Food
Appropriate for a Friday,...
Video: Workers Communication FAIL
A prime example of a work communication FAIL. Well, to be fair, it’s more of an intelligence fail, with a side of no communication. But who’s the dumb one here – the workers? Or the...
Mayor: Fire Three Of My Police Officers
I was sitting at my desk yesterday at about 4pm when I get an email from my boss with the subject “WTF MAN.” That’ll make your stomach drop. Lucky for me, it was an issue...
No Power, No Internet Connection, No Work
Ah yes. There are those days when the electrical grid does not seem to work in your company’s favor. It can be both frustrating and satisfying when the power goes out. It is a very...
Infographic: Can Facebook Get You A Job?
Can Facebook really get you a job? According to MBAonline.com, the answer is clearly yes. In fact, it’s more likely to get a job through Facebook than LinkedIn. However, it appears that older people seeking higher...
News From The Cube – January 24, 2012
In addition to the community we’ve built here on The Collared Sheep, there’s a fun group of folks on Twitter who make the work day easier by broadcasting live from their cubicles and offices. We...
Undercover Boss Analysis of Dina Dwyer-Owens: CEO of The Dwyer Group
In this week's episode of "Undercover Boss", Dina Dwyer-Owens, CEO of The Dwyer Groupl, goes undercover as "Faith Brown" trying out some of the positions at various franchises in the...
Woman Charged with Stealing Girl Scout Cookie Money
As we’ve noted here once before, Thin Mint girl scout cookies are the devil. Once you pop, you can’t stop – you’ll likely shell out money for these cookies every year for the rest of...
