4 Reasons We Would Hire Lindsay Lohan
[caption id="attachment_7251" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Soooo how many words a minute can you type?"][/caption] Lindsay Lohan is a free woman, sort of. She's now out of jail, but attending a court-ordered in-patient rehab. After 30 days, she'll be back on the streets, ready to raise hell. But will she get any work? Yes, she'll play porn star Linda Lovelace in a biopic called "Inferno", but there has to be more out there for Lindsay, right? It can't end there...it just can't. We here at The Collared Sheep are wondering if she's looking for a meaningful opportunity on the ground floor of a promising startup. Sure, ...
The Lonely Island – Like a Boss Video (lyrics included)
The Lonely Island crew's recent track "Like a boss" features a workplace to-do list not unlike many of ours. It just goes to show you, Seth Rogen + Andy Samberg + office environment = comedy gold. The Lonely Island - Like a Boss (clean) Lyrics (SFW Edit) Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review No problem So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? Absolutely, I'm the boss Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is... Talk to to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember ...
The Office Smoker: A Smoke Break Analysis
[caption id="attachment_6661" align="alignright" width="170" caption="The Cigarette Addiction: a one way ticket to smoke breaks. "][/caption] Every day I rush to work — a rat in a race of all mankind. Sweating, pushing, shoving, I hustle to the office to get there on time. After I grab the morning coffee I always notice "Mark" with his jacket on, heading OUT of the office. I'm trying to focus and get my day started while Mark has a different plan in mind. Mark is smoker. Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against smoking, nor fellow co-workers that smoke. ...
Must Watch: Signs
[caption id="attachment_983" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Signs - directed by Patrick Hughes"][/caption] "Signs" is a must-watch video for all of you office goers. It's a short film about your average Joe Cubicle, and his unique communication with the girl next door. Did I mention its a 2009 Cannes Lions winner? With the plethora of garbage videos polluting YouTube, it nice to know that you can still find that diamond in the rough. Take 10 minutes to watch this during your lunch break. You won't be disappointed.
Dog Shows = Weird Coworker Conventions
This weekend I went to a major dog show. Not shockingly, it was an eye opener. I’ve seen the great film “Best in Show”, so I was ready for some antics, but actually attending one...
The Friday Commute: Old Man Fights Fellow Bus Rider
Public transit is generally chaotic. It is rare to ride the subway or bus and not find someone who looks like they are about to snap. Even more so, it is not a...
Sheep Shout: CollegePlaylists.com
Could you imagine a workplace without music? No tunes to get you through the day? I physically can’t go there, it’s too dark. Music is critical for every phase of solo time throughout the workday....
Undercover Boss Analysis of Coby Brooks: CEO of Hooters of America
In this week's episode of "Undercover Boss", Coby Brooks, the CEO and President of Hooters, is tossed into some low-level food service positions of his restaurant chain under alias "Scott"....
Wednesday Whine Session: Nail Hygiene in the Office
Everyone has their share of phobias, whether it is tight spaces, spiders, or heights. One of mine just happens to be nail hygiene in the office. It’s a losing battle considering that there always seems...
Guide to Following The Olympics at Work
There’s always something special about the Olympics. It’s one of those things you can talk to anyone in your office about, even if they talk about their cats the other 23 months in between Olympiads....
Road Rage Incites Car Chase
This one is for all my fellow car commuters out there. Is there anything more annoying than the inconsiderate driver (especially on your way home — on a Monday)? A strong argument for “no” can...
Infographic: ‘The Office’ Romances
With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, and a new episode of “The Office” still fresh in our minds from last night, we had just the ammo we needed to throw together a great Valentine’s...
Sheep Shout: Snookie Shop!
Just because ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 1 had its finale doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. A genius has decided to carry on the legend of Snookie with this brilliant Web site. If any of...
Pointless Office Meetings Cost Money Too!
We’ve all sat through those painful meetings that never seem to end. The ones where too many people are invited, everyone has an opinion, and you leave the meeting wondering what was actually accomplished. The...
5 Reasons Why You Don’t Want to be the First in the Office with an iPad
If you’ve been living under a rock lately, you may have missed Steve Jobs recently announcing the new Apple iPad. It’s big, its bright, and it’ll be very tempting to snatch one up pronto. Before...
Infographic: Early-Bird Taxpayers
With the next tax season sneaking up on us, we found this infographic by TurboTax rather appropriate. According to the chart, early taxpayers are among the most likely to get refunds. On top of this,...
Opening Nude Photos – Can It Wait Until After Work?
It was a normal Monday morning. I got to work 10 minutes late, had a cup of coffee, checked email, and began easing into things. First task of the day: Have Brian process my form...
