Business Cat: A Purrrrfect Meme
Memes come and go, but Business Cat will forever remain on the top list of favorites, at least for The Collared Sheep. I mean c'mon, it's a cat...wearing a tie! As if he was going to pop in his Prius after his morning fancy feast and claw through spreadsheets in the office! Do you really need to know more? It's a purrrfect meme! Fine, it sounds like you need more proof. Below we've showcased some excellent examples of Mr. Business Cat being quite ruthless in his quotes. [nggallery id=171]
The Office Hangover: Prevention and Cures
[caption id="attachment_5656" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Patriot? Yes. Capable of properly raising a child? Questionable, Ke$ha."][/caption] A herd of fellow sheep and I recently embarked on an intrepid excursion to Dewey Beach, Del. for the Memorial Day weekend festivities. For a full account of the mayhem that occurred, you will have to read my personal blog, “Diary of an Average Douchebag.” (or read this) In it you will find full detail on how the women at Dewey are behaving like men. They are laying it down there for any passing dude to pick up, like they were raised by Ke$ha. After just ...
A Photogallery of Work Appropriate Tattoos
Historically, tattoos have not been terribly welcome in the corporate workplace. Many believe can come off as less professional, and many companies have dress codes in place to keep them covered. But times are changing. Tattoos are working their way into the office, whether HR likes it or not. Want a tattoo, but don't want to get on HR's bad side? We've compiled a selection of tattoos that might be considered a bit more appropriate for work. I would still stay away from a forehead tat - makes for an awkward board meeting. [imagebrowser id=25]
What If The GOP Field Became CEOs?
[caption id="attachment_17817" align="alignright" width="170" caption="The cast."][/caption] Did you know who Herman Cain was in 2008? We didn't. We didn't even know what Godfather's Pizza was in 2008. Now everyone knows who Herman Cain is. He's the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza and was very recently making a highly publicized run at the Republican seat for the 2012 presidential election. Former CEO of a pizza joint running for president? Impressive. Well, it's more impressive on paper than it is in person. Despite his experience near pizza ovens, Herman Cain couldn't handle the heat. But there's a trove of GOP hopefuls that seem to debate every 45 ...