Please Stop the Stench
The office is a very diverse environment. There are people of all different nationalities, ethnicity, upbringings, and pay scale. This unfortunately comes with its own consequences. In some cases, the consequences can affect your surrounding cubicle neighbors. Case in point - people stink. [caption id="attachment_3741" align="alignright" width="211" caption="Yes. Even Peter Griffin can smell a co-worker's stench."][/caption] Obviously not all offices are the same, but I find it hard to believe that I'm the only person who has a co-worker that keeps general hygiene off their priority list. They are always easy to spot, based on the ...
Mel Gibson Quits Hollywood on Dry Erase Board
"Jenny" showed the world the most awesome way to quit your job of all time (if you're not Steven Slater): Take a sequence of photos explicitally shaming your boss on a dry erase board, email the office then have 210,000+ people share it on Facebook. Yes, the Jenny stunt wasn't real. Her name is Elyse Porterfield. Whatever. But Mel Gibson doesn't care. He released his own 33-picture resignation ... to Hollywood. There's no way this one can be a hoax, either:
SNL Cubicle Fight
[caption id="attachment_351" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Oh no, not the hole puncher!"][/caption] SNL has done it again with there latest "Cubicle Fight" clip. While I've never been in a full fledged office brawl, I am going to go ahead and imagine that it would be something like this. If you've never seriously considered throwing down with a co-worker, you haven't spent enough time in your cubicle. Keep your eyes open for the hole-punch clippings attack - its rather dirty. That's what she said.
4 Reasons We Would Hire Lindsay Lohan
[caption id="attachment_7251" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Soooo how many words a minute can you type?"][/caption] Lindsay Lohan is a free woman, sort of. She's now out of jail, but attending a court-ordered in-patient rehab. After 30 days, she'll be back on the streets, ready to raise hell. But will she get any work? Yes, she'll play porn star Linda Lovelace in a biopic called "Inferno", but there has to be more out there for Lindsay, right? It can't end there...it just can't. We here at The Collared Sheep are wondering if she's looking for a meaningful opportunity on the ground floor of a promising startup. Sure, ...