I generally try not to push the envelope when it comes to the law.

But if I ever turned to a life of crime, I think I would be better than this guy, who is having a serious case of the Mondays. [Seattle Times]

The alleged assailant in a robbery used an aggressive move and was immediately hit with a serious form of punishment.

The older man grabbed the victim’s groin and took his wallet. … The older man then sat down and passed out, possibly suffering a heart attack.

Where do you begin?

– 52-year-old suspect? Was the alleged robbery attempt his final push for his 401(k) plan?

– “Grabbed the victim’s groin” … Don’t ask, don’t tell.

– Heart attack. Maybe he realized he just grabbed the man’s groin in a robbery attempt. That’d be enough to give most guys a heart attack.

So, if you think you’re having a case of the Mondays, at least you don’t have to explain the above…

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