Office Slob Attacks the Bathroom
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Have you ever wondered about the cleanliness of some of your co-worker’s households? I certainly have.
Most people would agree that the office desk still remains a great indication as to whether there is a professional hoarder lurking about. With that said, I’ve started to notice that in addition to the desk, the office bathroom could be used as another great litmus test.
The office bathroom on my floor is simply a disaster by the end of the day. I’ve seen things in there I had no idea were possible. It’s disturbing to think that the only suspects are my fellow co-workers. For example — when I was leaving the office last week, I made a quick trip to the restroom and stumbled upon this fantastic “rat’s nest”:
There’s no need to get into the details, but seriously? Sure, there is a janitorial service but I don’t think that includes an over abundance of toilet paper on the floor. Last time I checked, everyone appears to have working hands. The phrase “10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag” is not a realistic response. OK, so that phrase should be banned from use in describing bathrooms but still — People are just slobs.
If this person’s household bathroom is anything like this image, they have a bigger problem than the report due at 5 pm.








YES! People are slobs in the bathroom, paper towels are always all over the floor and have somehow missed the trashcan. Im always the nice one who cleans them up, come on people.
I’m glad to know it’s not just my office. Of all the meetings I attend, it is surprising that there hasn’t been one for the bathrooms.