Office Parking Lot Jalopy

How my coworkers spend their money is really none of my concern, but it’s not going to stop me from judging them. Especially if I’m seeing this in the parking lot:
I know I shouldn’t judge. But I know whose car this is. You should see this person’s desk. And that’s exactly why I’m judging. I’m going to try and find a time to sneak a picture of this person’s keyboard. I’ll be sure to post that one as soon as I take it (next Sunday the latest).
But the point is: If you choose to live your life like Pigpen to the point where your coworkers notice your sloth-like ways, I’m going to judge you and anonymously tell the world.



