Challenge: Promoting the “Kodak Moment” and Kodak products to the public.

Rock Solid (Men’s Team) Project Manager: Sinbad
Tenacity (Women’s Team) Project Manager: Maria Kanellis
Judges: Donald Trump; Ivanka Trump; Donald Trump, Jr.
Winning Team: Tenacity

Sent to Boardroom: Bret Michaels, Rod Blagojevich, Sinbad
Fired: Sinbad

Point Breakdown*:

Episode 2	Reply All	Von Kaiser	McFly
First Two People Eliminated	-	-	-5
Contestant moves to 2nd Round	4	4	3
Captain of Team that Wins	1	-	-
Captain of Team that Loses	-	-	-1
Contestant Sent to Board Room	-	-1	-2
Contestant Voted Off	-	-	-1
Total Points	5	3	-6

*To understand the point system, check out the original draft article here.

Team Analysis:

In just one episode, my team went from the bottom to the top (unfortunately not yet reflected in points). All of my team members avoided the hot seat and appear to the more successful celebrities, unlike the majority of Team McFly. McFly’s entire team will most likely be eliminated in consecutive episodes starting with Cyndi Lauper next week.

Maria Kanellis, the WWE Diva, won the competition as Project Manager despite flaunting an oversized hybrid flower hat/hair tie throughout most of the episode. Her organizational skills overshadowed her lack of normalcy – I’ll take it.

Goldberg loves lifting people in the air. At one point he had a girl on each bicep and another on his shoulders. I’m not sure how far it will take him in the competition but currently he is 2-0 when lifting someone over his head.

Selita Ebanks and Summer Sanders were relatively quiet throughout the episode. Selita did show signs of competence when she ran out of the van after a conversation with Cyndi Lauper. By conversation, I mean listening to a delusional woman who has obviously taken her fair share of illegal substances (Can we say Helium addiction?). Summer Sanders promoted Kodak’s products extremely well, with the Kodak executives stating she would be “hired immediately.” Both look promising.

The second episode assured me that I’m not the worst team... that would be McFly.

Overall, it was a strong showing by the group. I have to say, I was a little distracted at the end of the episode when Sharon Osbourne pretty much crushed Rod Blagojevich for his eyes being too close together. It kind of freaked me out. All I could think about is how much he looked like a ninja turtle.

Can anyone explain to me what was going on with Blago's moment on the phone in the storefront when he was on the phone? Was he recreating one of those absurd phone calls that made the papers when all of the news was coming out? He came across as a crazy person, which he's looking like with each increasing episode.

I am really liking Curtis Stone and Michael Johnson in action. They both seem like really savvy guys. Sinbad, much like his career, was all over the place and people were looking to my guys for answers and direction. They're also not afraid to tell it like it is. It seems like they're both "tough but fair" kind of guys, and that's why I drafted them.

I'm ready for Sharon to feel better next episode. She was able to skate to Round 3 because of her illness, but I think she'll bounce back and start ass kicking next Sunday.

Until then,I'm in first place, where I expect to be all season.

My team was one big disappointment this round. Cyndi is nuts. Sinbad is fired. Bret is a baby. Strawberry is the only one with his head still on straight, but he doesn't bring much to the table aside from his Louisville Slugger.

I will be picking up Holly to replace Sinbad, as second one fired. I have to admit, picking her up at this stage in the game is actually the best thing my team has going at the moment. Holly's been a star player on the females team since day 1. And now a star player on MY team.

Here's the History:

• The Fantasy Celebrity Apprentice Draft and Scoring
• Season 3 - Episode 1

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