Cubicle Prostitution: $1,000 Reward to Find This Woman a Job
Desperate times call for desperate measures. An unemployed Dallas woman, Sonja Funakura, is offering a $1,000 reward if someone finds her a job.
Funakura, a financial analyst who is now volunteering for yard work, believes a bounty for employment may be the ticket. One day when she was contemplating her future, she thought of the age-old saying, “Money Talks.” The idea was born.
After spending her $50,000 in retirement, she has cut back on many things. Perfume and clothes purchases no more. Mowing the lawn? She waits as long as possible to save gas.
It’s not easy being 51 years old and looking for a job amongst college graduates, especially in this economy. So, will the reward pay-off? I’m sure. I just hope it doesn’t start an unwanted trend. Sure, prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, but we don’t need a bunch of work whores bidding for jobs. It hasn’t come to that. (Has it?)
At the end of the day, we are paid to work. The last thing I want to do is pay for a damn job.