It is a fact that I was born into a family of flat butts. My three sisters and I all inherited my Mom’s butt; pardon me, le derrière. I don’t lump my male-model brother into...
The best part of the day, aside from when you get to leave to go home, is when you get to leave to go to lunch. Bosses often try to ruin this by scheduling lunch...
Everyone loves this scenario. It’s 10 a.m. and you just received an email that there will be pizza in the conference room. Fast forward to noon and you can start to see the food vultures...
I just watched a Dateline report about Joran van der Sloot and how he’s locked up in a Peruvian prison where he befriended another murderer and they work out together using barbells fashioned from sticks...
It’s funny, my boss walked up about a half an hour ago to check and see how I was doing. Seconds before she arrived, I had pushed my chair back a couple feet and was...
I used to work for a large company based out of South Boston, MA. If you have seen “Good Will Hunting” or “The Departed” or the cinematic masterpiece “Southie: The Toughest Neighborhood in America” (starring...
Very few people would ever admit someone is too hot to hire. If you haven’t heard, Citigroup learned this the hard way. Once you make the decision to go down that path, you are looking...
I assume everyone has seen one of those GoToMeeting commercials. I mean everybody watches TLC on Friday nights from 8-11 p.m. and then goes to bed, am I...
Recently I attended what is called a "floor rally". These are supposed to be monthly gatherings where business goals are discussed, fake awards are given, and assurance is given to the managers that every...
Why would you need an umbrella over your cubicle? We're not sure, but it makes for a great picture, sent in by a great...
Nicole Emanuele quit her job to produce an independent film. And she's telling you why it was the best decision...
All this time you thought The Terminator films served little purpose beyond kicking ass. All this time you thought wrong. Read...
Posted by Von Kaiser on Friday, April 30, 2010 at 7:00 am
Filed under Articles - Humor, Editor's Choice, Sheep Submissions · Tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger, Commando, Jingle All The Way, John Matrix, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Terminator
We’ve all been there, stuck in a meeting or crunching on a document at work, but unable to concentrate at all. Why? Because the game was...
