Dear Necco, Picture this. It’s February 14, 2013. You’re in a conference room filled with high powered executives. A man, late forties, is concluding his Powerpoint presentation. He’s been in the advertising industry for twenty...
Amidst whispered words of encouragement from conference call participants, the first corporate jargon of the new year was quietly welcomed into the world by Boartman Consulting Project...
After twenty-five minutes in front of the gift card display at her local Stop & Shop, Annabeth Miller is still undecided on which shitty $5 gift cards to purchase her coworkers for Christmas. “My cube...
Posted by Secretary4Life on Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Filed under Articles - Humor, Content, Secretary 4 Life · Tagged $5 Gift Cards, Almond Joy, Chipotle, Christmas, cube neighbor Jim, Dunkin Donuts, KFC, office gifts
Since November 1st, I’ve noticed some people on Facebook doing a countdown where they list one thing that they’re thankful for each day until Thanksgiving. That is all very positive and nice, but since I...
Bickman-Bergmeyer employee, Daryl Pitman, 47, died yesterday after a failed attempt at grabbing the low-hanging fruit. “It was just so sad,” said Administrative Assistant, Donna Carr. “We all saw it happen. Our boss, Larry, had...
I couldn’t help but laugh when I noticed that National Boss Day (Sunday, October 16th) was listed on my Dunkin Donuts calendar as “National Boss Day Observed,” on Monday, October 17th. I know that a...
Finally, along comes a study showing that something once thought bad (albeit by upper managment) is actually...
A few posts back I mentioned that you should always jump at the chance to take an office road trip. I also mentioned that you should only volunteer to go if it’s a nice day...
I take you now to the best portrayal of an administrative assistant currently on television - April Ludgate from Parks & Recreation. If you are looking for a lazy, deadpan, apathetic, role model, April...
It’s a treadmill! It’s a desk! It’s a treadmill desk! It’s over two thousand dollars! And much to my dismay, this ridiculous looking piece of office furniture actually receives rave reviews all across the Internet....
Whistles of relief could be heard throughout the offices of Crenshaw & Bick when Walter Gatch, 57, presumed dead at his desk since Monday morning, was found alive by janitorial staff. “When he didn’t blow...
Everybody seems to be coming up with a list of ways to “survive the summer” while being stuck in a cubicle. And since I am a) stuck in a cubicle, and b) totally okay with...
Not a single employee of Burke & Wagner, P.C. has bothered to complete their timesheet before leaving for the day, resulting in a potentially serious tear in the space-time...
