Twas the week before Christmas, in Cubicle-land Not a worker was working, you must understand. The bosses left early for holiday drinks, Their winter equivalent of hitting the links. Employees were nestled all snug in...
Oh, there you are. I’m glad you’re out of your meeting. I had a call come in from a new client! Yes, that one. You’ve been chasing him for over a year now, haven’t you? Well,...
There are a lot of people in the world who should probably lose their jobs. One of them is the guy at Wendy’s who would read my order back wrong every single time because he...
Man, oh man. You guys don’t know how good you have it right now. Maybe you haven’t thought about this, but someday, maybe soon, I won’t be working here anymore. Someday I’m going to move...
Dear Necco, Picture this. It’s February 14, 2013. You’re in a conference room filled with high powered executives. A man, late forties, is concluding his Powerpoint presentation. He’s been in the advertising industry for twenty...
Amidst whispered words of encouragement from conference call participants, the first corporate jargon of the new year was quietly welcomed into the world by Boartman Consulting Project...
After twenty-five minutes in front of the gift card display at her local Stop & Shop, Annabeth Miller is still undecided on which shitty $5 gift cards to purchase her coworkers for Christmas. “My cube...
Posted by Secretary4Life on Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Filed under Articles - Humor, Content, Secretary 4 Life · Tagged $5 Gift Cards, Almond Joy, Chipotle, Christmas, cube neighbor Jim, Dunkin Donuts, KFC, office gifts
Since November 1st, I’ve noticed some people on Facebook doing a countdown where they list one thing that they’re thankful for each day until Thanksgiving. That is all very positive and nice, but since I...
Bickman-Bergmeyer employee, Daryl Pitman, 47, died yesterday after a failed attempt at grabbing the low-hanging fruit. “It was just so sad,” said Administrative Assistant, Donna Carr. “We all saw it happen. Our boss, Larry, had...
I couldn’t help but laugh when I noticed that National Boss Day (Sunday, October 16th) was listed on my Dunkin Donuts calendar as “National Boss Day Observed,” on Monday, October 17th. I know that a...
Finally, along comes a study showing that something once thought bad (albeit by upper managment) is actually...
A few posts back I mentioned that you should always jump at the chance to take an office road trip. I also mentioned that you should only volunteer to go if it’s a nice day...
I take you now to the best portrayal of an administrative assistant currently on television - April Ludgate from Parks & Recreation. If you are looking for a lazy, deadpan, apathetic, role model, April...
