A herd of fellow sheep and I recently embarked on an intrepid excursion to Dewey Beach, Del. for the Memorial Day weekend festivities. For a full account of the mayhem that occurred, you will have...
When the folks here at The Collared Sheep asked me to share my insights on sports and the workplace, I jumped at the opportunity. Of course, in addition to fulfilling my ugly procrastination habit, this...
Posted by Adam Silverstein on Thursday, June 10, 2010 at 10:20 am
Filed under Articles - Informative, Editor's Choice, Water Cooler Talk · Tagged 2010 World Cup, red card, Sam's Army, soccer, The Silver Lining, Water Cooler talk, World Cup guide, yellow card
If you’re like me, you sit at your desk thinking, “I wish I could be doing anything, but this.” Instead of trying to implement an game-changing idea, you live vicariously through a random Facebook friends’...
Google. It’s arguably the best search engine on Earth. Whether you need to find a new job, or a lawyer to sue your old company for letting you go, Google’s got the answer. Because we...
After years of being herded by “The Man,” many Collared Sheep are inevitably coerced into participating in the final indignity: the office drug test....
All this time you thought The Terminator films served little purpose beyond kicking ass. All this time you thought wrong. Read...
Posted by Von Kaiser on Friday, April 30, 2010 at 7:00 am
Filed under Articles - Humor, Editor's Choice, Sheep Submissions · Tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger, Commando, Jingle All The Way, John Matrix, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Terminator
Our medical expert weighs in on caffeine and what could happen if you decide to pep up a little too much. And we try our best to break down the big words for...
The office is a very diverse environment. There are people of all different nationalities, ethnicity, upbringings, and pay scale. This unfortunately comes with its own consequences. In some cases, the consequences can affect your surrounding...
Anyone can go postal. If you're going to fly off the handle at work, do it from the top rope. A size 12 to the face is always the better option than some Jerry McGuire...
Cosi says life should be delicious. We here at The Collared Sheep agree with Cosi. It should be delicious. Sadly, life was not delicious when we had a company lunch...
Each morning when I walk into work, I’m greeted by a half-there security guard. I often wonder “If shit really went down, could Shaun really have my back?” I’m guessing no. But I’m not too...
Posted by Von Kaiser on Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 11:16 am
Filed under Articles - Humor, Editor's Choice · Tagged Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Kimbo Slice, Mickey Rourke, office humor, office security, Paul Blart, Rick Ross, security guard, Tim Tebow
So @cubicletroll mentioned on Twitter this fine St. Patrick’s Day morning that his company was having people write office limericks. In typical company fashion, I’m sure people will write ones that are rather bland. Here...
Every day I rush to work — a rat in a race of all mankind. Sweating, pushing, shoving, I hustle to the office to get there on time. After I grab the morning coffee I...
