Drive By Car Smashing

Drive By Car Smashing

Last week we discussed a coworker of mine who has his window smashed in and wallet stolen. He didn’t have the best week — any week that includes a trip to the DMV is never...

published: 06/14/2010

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Man Calls ‘Friend’ For Help With Car Trouble; ‘Friend’ Robs Man

Man Calls ‘Friend’ For Help With Car Trouble; ‘Friend’ Robs Man

Last week one of my only friends at work didn’t show up Monday morning. I hit him up on Gchat (he has a Droid), and he told me he was sitting on the side of...

published: 06/07/2010

comments: 3


Woman Falls Off Cliff Mowing Lawn

Woman Falls Off Cliff Mowing Lawn

I was rather salty on Saturday morning when the landscaping crew paid a visit to my block at 8:30 a.m. Have they no respect for  my Friday night “man-about-town” adventures? I thought I had a...

published: 05/24/2010

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Elementary School Principal Tells Mom to ‘Eat Sh-t and Die’

Elementary School Principal Tells Mom to ‘Eat Sh-t and Die’

It might be time to start considering a "educators do the darndest things" feature on The Collared...

published: 05/17/2010

comments: 2


Mother of 15 leaves 3-year-old at Walmart

Mother of 15 leaves 3-year-old at Walmart

Mothers across the world are waking up this morning ready to face reality again. The Mother’s Day brunch is digested. The flowers are already less vibrant. They know the “Free car wash” coupon from their...

published: 05/10/2010

comments: 1


Man Busted After 1st Wife Finds Marriage Photo with 2nd Wife in Newspaper

Man Busted After 1st Wife Finds Marriage Photo with 2nd Wife in Newspaper

Mondays can be extremely tough waking up. For most people, it is a result of your activities over the past weekend. Unfortunately for Nicholas Trikilis, this Australian man was tired from all the time spent...

published: 05/03/2010

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Woman Throws Knife in Beer Argument, Hits 3-Year-Old

Woman Throws Knife in Beer Argument, Hits 3-Year-Old

One of my favorite things to do after a long day’s work is come home, open a beer and put on the Yankee game. I never really put too much thought into the beer I...

published: 04/26/2010

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Motorcyclist Pulled Over Going 152 mph

Motorcyclist Pulled Over Going 152 mph

There’s one thing that doesn’t excite me about spring: The return of motorcyclists to the roads. Driving home from work is already a grind, now I have to worry about daredevils weaving in and out...

published: 04/19/2010

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Weed-Loving Mom Arrested After Children Found Alone

Weed-Loving Mom Arrested After Children Found Alone

Do you ever wonder what your coworkers are like outside the office? Well, you shouldn't — it's...

published: 04/12/2010

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Man Quits After Outed for Ripping Obama, Oprah in Speech

Man Quits After Outed for Ripping Obama, Oprah in Speech

My younger brother was telling me about a speech he has to give for a class this week. Did any of you take public speaking? The pressure can be immense, even for your class of...

published: 04/05/2010

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Drivers Charged After Dump Truck-Jaguar Road Rage Incident

Drivers Charged After Dump Truck-Jaguar Road Rage Incident

Unscientific fact: There is an 80% chance someone irritated you on your drive to work this morning. Scientific fact: The boss you hate drives like an ass and was probably the “someone” that cut you...

published: 03/29/2010

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Man Shot at Gun Show

Man Shot at Gun Show

I believe it was Ron Burgundy who said: “The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show.” What he didn’t say was “Once you get the...

published: 03/22/2010

comments: 1


Sixth Grade Teacher Calls Students Losers

Sixth Grade Teacher Calls Students Losers

There are a lot of reasons that I’m glad I didn’t wake up this morning as Rex Roland, sixth grade teacher in North Carolina. But perhaps the biggest reason is because I am probably not...

published: 03/15/2010

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