Friday, July 30th, 2010

Trucker Chokes on Pork Rind, Crashes

Trucker Chokes on Pork Rind, Crashes

Truckers are a vital part of America, but they get no glory. Often times, they get the complete opposite. And sometimes they don't do themselves any favors....

published: July 26, 2010

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Woman Steals Equivalent of 30,000 Samoas (or 56,000 Thin Mints)

Woman Steals Equivalent of 30,000 Samoas (or 56,000 Thin Mints)

It's easy to trust the Girl Scout Cookies order that comes around in the office. It's the Girl Scouts, they can't do any harm,...

published: July 19, 2010

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Skydiver’s Parachute Gets Stuck in Power Lines

Skydiver’s Parachute Gets Stuck in Power Lines

I find it annoying when a coworker brags about upcoming weekend plans: "Dude...DUDE. I'm going skydiving this weekend. Gonna be sick, bro....

published: July 12, 2010

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Man Dumps $300 at Strip Club, Tells Cops/Wife He Was Robbed

Man Dumps $300 at Strip Club, Tells Cops/Wife He Was Robbed

Every so often a coworker will come in on a Monday morning and admit part of his weekend was spent at the strip club. It can generally be summed up as either a bachelor party...

published: June 28, 2010

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Man Lives Under One Roof With 38 Wives, 94 Children

Man Lives Under One Roof With 38 Wives, 94 Children

If you work with any dads, or if you are a dad, I hope they come into the office this morning feeling better than most Mondays. No father should experience a case of the Mondays...

published: June 21, 2010

comments: 1


Drive By Car Smashing

Drive By Car Smashing

Last week we discussed a coworker of mine who has his window smashed in and wallet stolen. He didn’t have the best week — any week that includes a trip to the DMV is never...

published: June 14, 2010

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Man Calls ‘Friend’ For Help With Car Trouble; ‘Friend’ Robs Man

Man Calls ‘Friend’ For Help With Car Trouble; ‘Friend’ Robs Man

Last week one of my only friends at work didn’t show up Monday morning. I hit him up on Gchat (he has a Droid), and he told me he was sitting on the side of...

published: June 7, 2010

comments: 3


Woman Falls Off Cliff Mowing Lawn

Woman Falls Off Cliff Mowing Lawn

I was rather salty on Saturday morning when the landscaping crew paid a visit to my block at 8:30 a.m. Have they no respect for  my Friday night “man-about-town” adventures? I thought I had a...

published: May 24, 2010

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Elementary School Principal Tells Mom to ‘Eat Sh-t and Die’

Elementary School Principal Tells Mom to ‘Eat Sh-t and Die’

It might be time to start considering a "educators do the darndest things" feature on The Collared...

published: May 17, 2010

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Mother of 15 leaves 3-year-old at Walmart

Mother of 15 leaves 3-year-old at Walmart

Mothers across the world are waking up this morning ready to face reality again. The Mother’s Day brunch is digested. The flowers are already less vibrant. They know the “Free car wash” coupon from their...

published: May 10, 2010

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Man Busted After 1st Wife Finds Marriage Photo with 2nd Wife in Newspaper

Man Busted After 1st Wife Finds Marriage Photo with 2nd Wife in Newspaper

Mondays can be extremely tough waking up. For most people, it is a result of your activities over the past weekend. Unfortunately for Nicholas Trikilis, this Australian man was tired from all the time spent...

published: May 3, 2010

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Woman Throws Knife in Beer Argument, Hits 3-Year-Old

Woman Throws Knife in Beer Argument, Hits 3-Year-Old

One of my favorite things to do after a long day’s work is come home, open a beer and put on the Yankee game. I never really put too much thought into the beer I...

published: April 26, 2010

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Motorcyclist Pulled Over Going 152 mph

Motorcyclist Pulled Over Going 152 mph

There’s one thing that doesn’t excite me about spring: The return of motorcyclists to the roads. Driving home from work is already a grind, now I have to worry about daredevils weaving in and out...

published: April 19, 2010

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