Friday, July 30th, 2010

Ben Stein says Majority of Unemployed have Poor Work Habits, Personalities

Ben Stein says Majority of Unemployed have Poor Work Habits, Personalities

I’ve been a Ben Stein fan since his role in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”. I’ve followed him through his commercial days for Clear Eyes, his TV days of “Win Ben Stein’s Money,” and even those...

published: July 29, 2010

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NYPD Agent Accused of Flashing Lights To Get Coffee; People Shockingly Pissed

NYPD Agent Accused of Flashing Lights To Get Coffee; People Shockingly Pissed

It’s hard to miss the “CPR” acronym that adorns NYPD cars as they fly around town. Not only do New York’s finest protect and serve, they do it with courtesy, professionalism and respect. Well, it...

published: July 29, 2010

comments: 1


Flat Ass Like Me? Try This Chair

Flat Ass Like Me? Try This Chair

It is a fact that I was born into a family of flat butts. My three sisters and I all inherited my Mom’s butt; pardon me, le derrière. I don’t lump my male-model brother into...

published: July 28, 2010

comments: 1


Pixie Stix Make Every Office Better

Pixie Stix Make Every Office Better

It's easy to be Mr. or Mrs. Nice Guy/Gal in the office. Put out some candy jars and you'll have enough leeway to light the office on fire. No,...

published: July 28, 2010

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Chanel From ‘Fantasy Factory’ Won Receptionist Lottery

Chanel From ‘Fantasy Factory’ Won Receptionist Lottery

"Rob Dyrdeck's Fantasy Factory" on MTV proves that not all receptionists are created equal. Case in point: Chanel. But is she really a...

published: July 27, 2010

comments: 4


Office Haiku: The Fridge

Office Haiku: The Fridge

Comedian David Cope, whose worked his fair share of day jobs, pens more of his finest Japanese poetry for 7/26/10's office...

published: July 26, 2010

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Trucker Chokes on Pork Rind, Crashes

Trucker Chokes on Pork Rind, Crashes

Truckers are a vital part of America, but they get no glory. Often times, they get the complete opposite. And sometimes they don't do themselves any favors....

published: July 26, 2010

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Do I Delete This from My Resume or Not?

Do I Delete This from My Resume or Not?

Most job seekers make the common mistake of concentrating on what they should include on their resume. Very few pay attention to what they shouldn’t include. The one important word you should never forget when...

published: July 23, 2010

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Prisoners Do Not Respond to Scarecrows, Escape

Prisoners Do Not Respond to Scarecrows, Escape

Wardens must get really pissed when prisoners escape. It's a complete failure of their most important task: Keep the prisoners in...

published: July 22, 2010

comments: 1


How to Avoid Ruining Your Lunch Break

How to Avoid Ruining Your Lunch Break

The best part of the day, aside from when you get to leave to go home, is when you get to leave to go to lunch. Bosses often try to ruin this by scheduling lunch...

published: July 22, 2010

comments: 2


Screw Leasing Office Space, Barter For It!

Screw Leasing Office Space, Barter For It!

It’s rare that I barter outside of my fantasy baseball league. It’s one thing to trade Scott Baker for a struggling Carlos Lee. It’s another to trade my Lay-Z-Boy from college for a pair of...

published: July 21, 2010

comments: 3


The Passive-Aggressive Windows Hourglass

The Passive-Aggressive Windows Hourglass

I consider myself a relatively calm person in the office when things do not go exactly as planned. However, no matter how hard I try, the Windows Hourglass always makes my blood boil. Yesterday I...

published: July 21, 2010

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Still Rolling on E? Tell the Receptionist!

Still Rolling on E? Tell the Receptionist!

I’m thinking about changing my name to Oprah because my job has turned into a daily afternoon talk show. Thank goodness I was a Peer Counselor in high school. Where else would I have such...

published: July 20, 2010

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