Bear Bites Off Woman’s Fingers
We often forget about the little things that make us successful at our jobs.
"That damn killer whale had to steal all my thunder."
What do I mean? I’m sure you often forget how instrumental fingers are in your career.
So if you had a hard time rolling into work this morning, at least you have your fingers. Tracy Weiler won’t be able to say that the next time she goes to work. That’s because her fingers were BITTEN OFF BY A BEAR.
An Asiatic black bear at Lincoln Park Zoo bit off all or parts of four fingers from the hand of a 47-year-old woman after she went past barriers and was trying to feed the animal, a Manitowoc police captain said.
What if Tracy does data input for a living? What if she’s a stenographer? Adios.
Something is telling me Tracy was neither of the above. I’m pretty sure she had nothing that resembled a good job. According to the story, police believe alcohol was involved. Weiler was at the zoo with her boyfriend and her 3-year-old granddaughter.
Let’s just hope Weiler isn’t in the daycare business.
But enough about her. Take a look at those fingers and really appreciate how important they are to you.
And remember, if you’re having a case of the Mondays, you could be missing four fingers.
[Source: Manitowoc Herald Times Reporter]
Only you can prevent getting your fingers bitten off. Moron.
