Brilliant Resumes on Craigslist – May 2, 2012

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Your competition.

We’ve been providing our readers with a sneak peak of some of our favorite resumes found on Craigslist. After those long days of job hunting, sometimes we all need a good laugh.

If we can provide one piece of advice, don’t follow any of the resume postings on Craigslist.

Although entertaining, it’s doubtful that many Fortune 500 companies are prowling Craigslist for potential hires. That said, let’s just see how tough your “competition” really is:

Is this person serious? We all know hunting for a job can be tiring but to complain to your future employer is not the answer. This without a doubt, is one of the worst ways to find a job. Let’s discuss the issues:

  • No resume.
  • Never worked a day in their life.
  • Worried about a collection agency.
  • Feels a sense of entitlement.

Need we say more?

Need a welder? I guess most don’t own a car.

$100 for a music video sounds like a steal. People are already “calling” him. Don’t miss your opportunity!

This one is great. The person is a professional optician yet does not have the ability to see that they misspelled pofessional. At least they can organize.

Our other favorite Craigslist resumes:

March 14, 2012
April 4, 2012
April 18, 2012

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2 Responses to “Brilliant Resumes on Craigslist – May 2, 2012”
  1. McFly says:

    “I have a clean background but that could change…” – Stellar approach to landing a job

  2. ActuallyItsAmy says:

    Wow. ere I thought that the resumes & cover letters that come across my desk were bad…

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