My favorite one night stand was with a job. A catering job. It was the summer of 2006 and I had just finished my sophomore year of college. I had my eyes set on NYC the entire year, eager to train with the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. To make it more official I landed an [...]
The perks of having a flamboyant gay guy friend are pretty evident. Who else is going to gilt trip you into eating a fabulous fatty dessert just because “you deserve it”, and give you honest feedback on your awful, mullet-looking haircut? But when it comes to working with this same guy, well, that’s another story. [...]
My interior designer credentials go as far as skimming through Pottery Barn, Pottery Barn Teen, and CB2 once a month; yet, I like to believe I have an eye for design. It’s a shame the the rest of my body isn’t on board. I daydream of decorating the perfect backyard that doesn’t exist at my [...]
It is a fact that I was born into a family of flat butts. My three sisters and I all inherited my Mom’s butt; pardon me, le derrière. I don’t lump my male-model brother into that category because he inherited my Dad’s genes, which is oddly close to Spanish Mamacita tush. How did that happen? [...]






