We all spend innumerable hours typing on keyboards. The keyboards may be real, or in the case of iPhone-loving hipsters viewing their touch-screens through neon-framed sunglasses, they may be virtual. A sheep sends an email here. They send a mindless tweet devoid of any meaningful discourse there. Before he or she can finish their $7 [...]
Do you remember yourself at age six? I certainly recall those glorious days as an era of classical romanticism. I was driven by my lust for life. My days were simple yet fulfilling. I awoke each day, added ten spoonfuls of sugar to my Lucky Charms, went for a romp in “the park”, and occasionally [...]
The first year of physician residency training is to mental endurance what the Ironman triathlon is to physical endurance. You constantly feel as if you are overwhelmed, futility is evident in the majority of your tasks, and there is always someone ahead of you in the race that is better at what you do than [...]
Sure, you’ve seen those corny flu posters at work. But here’s the 6 most important things you can do to avoid the flu at work.
Many of us feel the need to take “personal days.” I am not here to judge you on what necessitates a personal day for you, as the majority of mine have been the direct consequence of tequila or of tequila-related poor decisions. Some of you may need a “sick day” due to exuberantly celebrating your [...]
Just because Don Draper has his way with anyone he wants in the office doesn’t mean it’s always the right thing to do. Dr. Bryan Moore explains why you think it might be OK, though.
I decided to become a doctor because I wanted to transcend the mundaneness of the average office worker’s life. I wanted to reject all things trivial and bureaucratic. Each person was made to be his or her own boss. This philosophy has delivered me to where I am today: medical internship. People romanticize about young [...]
I know that many of you are protected in your safe little cubicles, probably situated so that an AC vent blows chilled air directly up your suit pants. However, you still need to beat the heat to avoid the adverse health effects of heat exposure.
A herd of fellow sheep and I recently embarked on an intrepid excursion to Dewey Beach, Del. for the Memorial Day weekend festivities. For a full account of the mayhem that occurred, you will have to read my personal blog, “Diary of an Average Douchebag.” (or read this) In it you will find full detail [...]
After years of being herded by “The Man,” many Collared Sheep are inevitably coerced into participating in the final indignity: the office drug test.
Our medical expert weighs in on caffeine and what could happen if you decide to pep up a little too much. And we try our best to break down the big words for you…
Sure, Girl Scout cookies are delicious. Who doesn’t love a Samoa? Let The Collared Sheep’s doctor drop some knowledge. Just don’t punch a Girl Scout in the face.
