The allotted 40 hours I’m paid for each week often doesn’t cover the amount of work assigned to me. You know the feeling. Overworked, underpaid — oft forgotten about.

How many times a day do we just want to unleash hell? I hope it’s not that bad for you. But how many times a day do we wish we could do/say what’s REALLY on our minds?

I think about that all the time. What if I could handle situations the way professional wrestlers do? Could you imagine?

So we’ve thought of four ways we all wish we could handle our bosses at work.

1. 1

   Blatant disrespect, The Rock style

   
   There are few, if any, who can annihilate anyone in a verbal war. Our shepherds talk tough and talk down to us, but one of these days, the inner Rock is going to come out and take that roody-poo jabroni down a few pegs. Can you smell what the sheep are cooking?

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   2

   Physical violence, Goldberg style

   
   You know you work with someone like La Parka, and you know you secretly wish they’d hit you with a chair on the head so you could lay the lumber like that.

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   3

   An in-your-face “WOOOO”

   What if that was your response when work was piled up on your plate? What if you could just bust out a jig like that? Not gonna happen. And if you did, you’d look like a speed addict.

   Note: We will be using this video in the future. Amazing.

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   4

   Blue-collar ladder throw

No way we were forgetting about our blue collar sheep. We’ve worked out on the job site, and we know that’s where some of the worst shepherds exist. Always remember the ladder is your friend.

On second thought, just make sure you know what you’re doing. The last thing you need is this:

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