4 Reasons I Wish Rick Ross Ran Security at Work
Each morning when I walk into work, I'm greeted by a half-there security guard. I often wonder "If shit really went down, could Shaun really have my back?" I'm guessing no. But I'm not too concerned by it. My building doesn't contain the secrets that Cyberdyne Systems Corporations does in The Terminator series. But I say if my company is going to pay for security, it should step its game up. Here at Sheep Headquarters, we threw around some key names when considering who'd we want: Kimbo Slice, Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow, Bruce Lee's corpse, Mickey Rourke. But we decided on Rick Ross. ...
4 Reasons We Would Hire Lindsay Lohan
[caption id="attachment_7251" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Soooo how many words a minute can you type?"][/caption] Lindsay Lohan is a free woman, sort of. She's now out of jail, but attending a court-ordered in-patient rehab. After 30 days, she'll be back on the streets, ready to raise hell. But will she get any work? Yes, she'll play porn star Linda Lovelace in a biopic called "Inferno", but there has to be more out there for Lindsay, right? It can't end there...it just can't. We here at The Collared Sheep are wondering if she's looking for a meaningful opportunity on the ground floor of a promising startup. Sure, ...
Must Watch: Signs
[caption id="attachment_983" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Signs - directed by Patrick Hughes"][/caption] "Signs" is a must-watch video for all of you office goers. It's a short film about your average Joe Cubicle, and his unique communication with the girl next door. Did I mention its a 2009 Cannes Lions winner? With the plethora of garbage videos polluting YouTube, it nice to know that you can still find that diamond in the rough. Take 10 minutes to watch this during your lunch break. You won't be disappointed.Related Posts 5 Simple Signs You’re Over Caffeinated Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Watch Porn At Work Video: Hilarious Work Safety Video from ...
5 Minutes to Kill Yourself
An amusing new flash game really "takes a stab" at the cubicle world. Just read this description: "Stan is in hell. He lives the day-in, day-out workaday life of a cube jockey. A last-minute meeting request pushes him over the edge. As Stan, you wander the office space finding ingenious ways to hurt him until Stan’s health is completely drained. He has but five minutes—if he can’t do it by then, he’s doomed to sit through yet another boring meeting. You’re Stan’s only hope." Related Posts How to Avoid Writing Meeting Minutes Office Haiku: Drained Video: ‘The Office’ Sings 9,986,000 Minutes to Michael Scott at ...
Picture: Will Dick Around On The Internet All Day For Food
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Video: Workers Communication FAIL
A prime example of a work communication FAIL. Well, to be fair, it’s more of an intelligence fail, with a side of no communication. But who’s the dumb one here – the workers? Or the...
Mayor: Fire Three Of My Police Officers
I was sitting at my desk yesterday at about 4pm when I get an email from my boss with the subject “WTF MAN.” That’ll make your stomach drop. Lucky for me, it was an issue...
No Power, No Internet Connection, No Work
Ah yes. There are those days when the electrical grid does not seem to work in your company’s favor. It can be both frustrating and satisfying when the power goes out. It is a very...
Infographic: Can Facebook Get You A Job?
Can Facebook really get you a job? According to MBAonline.com, the answer is clearly yes. In fact, it’s more likely to get a job through Facebook than LinkedIn. However, it appears that older people seeking higher...
News From The Cube – January 24, 2012
In addition to the community we’ve built here on The Collared Sheep, there’s a fun group of folks on Twitter who make the work day easier by broadcasting live from their cubicles and offices. We...
Undercover Boss Analysis of Dina Dwyer-Owens: CEO of The Dwyer Group
In this week's episode of "Undercover Boss", Dina Dwyer-Owens, CEO of The Dwyer Groupl, goes undercover as "Faith Brown" trying out some of the positions at various franchises in the...
Woman Charged with Stealing Girl Scout Cookie Money
As we’ve noted here once before, Thin Mint girl scout cookies are the devil. Once you pop, you can’t stop – you’ll likely shell out money for these cookies every year for the rest of...
The Love/Hate Relationship With My Coworker (Colleagues Love Her / I Hate Her)
I work with a woman (let’s call her “Jane”) I just can’t stand. I’m not even sure why. It’s not anything she’s doing to me on purpose. I just know that when I see Jane’s...
Picture: What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?
During the younger years, the standard occupational question is always brought to the table, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Unfortunately, I’m sitting at a desk and not in a novelty...
Woman: Fake Penis Got Me Fired
We’ve used this space many times to preach the importance of keep your personal life out of the office as much as possible. You have relationships, interests, hobbies and complexities that should be kept outside...
Brilliant Resumes on Craigslist – January 18, 2011
We’ve been providing our readers with a sneak peak of some of our favorite resumes found on Craigslist. After those long days of job hunting, sometimes we all need a good laugh. If we can...
Infographic: How Cloud Computing Is Changing Business
Those of you geek-ier sheep may have a pretty good understanding of cloud computing for business, but for those whose don't, the good people at CSC were kind enough to put together this piece...
